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Confused Scalpel
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Confused Scalpel
@ConfusedScalpel
Mostly lurking. Not worth following. MD, former surgical resident. Now disabled. Novice DJ. Cannabis, Poker, and Pokemon Enjoyer.
Pennsylvania
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Joined May 2019
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    Confused Scalpel
    @ConfusedScalpel
    Dec 30, 2024
    All along they’ve just been gate keeping Mongolian dumpling recipes lol. They look amazing
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    Confused Scalpel
    @ConfusedScalpel
    Aug 20, 2023
    Replying to @pepesgrandma and @elonmusk
    If someone who is clearly nefarious actually doesn’t like you to the point of stalking you or physically encountering you, using the former block feature will reduce the chance of them still finding you by like 0.001% and that’s being generous.
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    Confused Scalpel
    @ConfusedScalpel
    Dec 19, 2024
    Holy fucking shit. Hash_Heroes forgot 2 1g rosin carts on my last order and the homies fucking sent this as a replacement. Sierra guava in the dispos/carts and Tunk Mountain in the puck. Absolutely fucking blessed stay positive everyone!
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    Confused Scalpel
    @ConfusedScalpel
    Nov 17, 2024
    Replying to @OloriOfOloris @khanofkhans11_ and @DosRivers
    You can choose to ignore karma but if you give the world shitty energy it will treat you the same. You may just be too stupid to recognize it.
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    Confused Scalpel
    @ConfusedScalpel
    Dec 28, 2024
    Replying to @tonystatovci
    “Now I could do it for $10 but that would be cutting into the profits of the family”
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    Confused Scalpel
    @ConfusedScalpel
    Sep 25, 2024
    Replying to @johnsummit
    Most of us nonverbal but there’s always someone postulating about aliens and other dimensions in the corner 😂
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    Confused Scalpel
    @ConfusedScalpel
    Dec 27, 2024
    Replying to @dope_as_yola_
    “And you were someone I looked up to” bro get tf out of here with that religious guilt trip shit 🤣 People expect the world to be compliant in their own religious delusions. Hasn’t worked out well over the last several millennia.
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    Confused Scalpel
    @ConfusedScalpel
    Aug 2, 2024
    Replying to @g0thgoblin and @AugustNeverLeft
    Post: *isn’t political* Twitter: “omg so unoriginal you’re milking the only slightly funny thought you’ve ever experienced” Can’t win with these people. They just want to be mad 😂
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    Confused Scalpel
    @ConfusedScalpel
    Oct 25, 2024
    Replying to @wild__starchild
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    Confused Scalpel
    @ConfusedScalpel
    Dec 5, 2024
    Replying to @montessoriboy @newdiegoabraham and 2 others
    My brain hurts
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    Confused Scalpel
    @ConfusedScalpel
    Dec 8, 2024
    Replying to @TheGoblinnn
    Goblin Meth addict arc before GTA6??
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    Confused Scalpel
    @ConfusedScalpel
    Dec 6, 2024
    Replying to @KEEMSTAR
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    Confused Scalpel
    @ConfusedScalpel
    Dec 11, 2024
    What’s crazy though is that many states the organ donation center covers the cost of that. So the insurance is just pocketing your money straight up.
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    Confused Scalpel
    @ConfusedScalpel
    Aug 4, 2019
    Replying to @Cyilcal and @Ninja
    Really cracking down on stream snipers.

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