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Corbie
@Corbienest
Wife. Mother. Mini Motelier. Movie Lover. Cook. Gardener. Former city girl living in the country. I ā¤ļøšŸ šŸŽµ Not a serious person. linktr.ee/corbienest
New Hampshire, USA
Joined September 2023
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    Corbie
    @Corbienest
    Jan 27
    Story Time with Corbie Episode 3: The Girl in the K-Hole Which of the three episodes was your favorite?
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    Corbie
    @Corbienest
    Jan 22
    Story Time with Corbie Episode 2: B*tch, B*tch, B*tch
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    Corbie
    @Corbienest
    Oct 27, 2025
    That’s his story and he’s sticking to it.
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    Historic Vids
    @historyinmemes
    Oct 27, 2025
    Dr. Lewis Sayre treating scoliosis, checking the curvature of the spine, 1870s.
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    Corbie
    @Corbienest
    Oct 11, 2025
    Objectify your husband. He craves it. I like to smack mine on the ass and let him know I’m only with him for his good looks.
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    Sky
    @SkyTheViking
    Oct 7, 2025
    What's your unpopular opinion about marriage that will get you in this position?
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    Corbie
    @Corbienest
    Jul 10, 2025
    Online dating is stupid because scent is such an important factor of attraction.
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    Corbie
    @Corbienest
    Aug 30, 2025
    You can tell if you’re biologically compatible if his scent is so good you want to bury your face in the crook of his arm and just breathe.
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    CHLOƉ HAPPE
    @bronzeageshawty
    Aug 29, 2025
    Romantic connection is 50% game, 50% reptilian physical attraction. No amount of perfect game can make up for lack of ineffable biological compatibility.
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    Corbie
    @Corbienest
    Nov 18, 2024
    Replying to @BabaDClint and @LennyCliff01
    Okay but he didn’t just let the ball go, he PUSHED it away from him, adding force and affecting the swing length.
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    Corbie
    @Corbienest
    Mar 13, 2025
    Replying to @ama_a93
    I’ve heard really bad things about @etsy that made me think i shouldn’t open a shop but this makes me realize I shouldn’t use it for purchases either since the creator may never get paid!
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    Corbie
    @Corbienest
    Jul 16, 2024
    Replying to @katefeetie
    My theories: 1. I replace pillows in my units FAR more often than at home. Are they just newer? 2. I use two types of pillows in all my units so people have choices. Could this person have done the same and you only looked at one tag?
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    Corbie
    @Corbienest
    Oct 1, 2024
    Replying to @_6signxxx
    This is how every daycare in a major metropolitan area does this. Even the fancy corporate ones.
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    Corbie
    @Corbienest
    Nov 10, 2023
    Replying to @TechnicallyRon
    Imagine the look on his wife’s face as he attempts a ā€œtraditional Arab dance.ā€ā€™šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€
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    Corbie
    @Corbienest
    Jan 5, 2025
    Yes. She definitely wasn’t trying to protect them from the kind of person who violently flies off the handle when dealing with a life crisis.
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    Corbie
    @Corbienest
    Jun 18, 2024
    Trick question. My husband would never reject my food over a misunderstanding because he’s not a child.
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    Corbie
    @Corbienest
    Sep 12, 2025
    I see the appeal.
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    Corbie
    @Corbienest
    Sep 12, 2025
    My husband accidentally brought me home angel hair pasta and I honestly have no idea what to do with it.
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    Corbie
    @Corbienest
    Dec 26, 2023
    This needs to be the reason someone can’t escape in a horror movie.
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