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Buyside Scum
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Buyside Scum
@CorpFinScum
generalist, mm pe, happily miserable
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Joined April 2019
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    Buyside Scum
    @CorpFinScum
    Dec 10, 2024
    The masculine urge to launder money here
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    Pepijn Leonard Demortier
    @PepijnDemortier
    Dec 9, 2024
    80’s Switzerland is peak
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    Buyside Scum
    @CorpFinScum
    May 27, 2025
    I just caught our intern starring at the company org chart for like 20 minutes
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    Buyside Scum
    @CorpFinScum
    Jun 13, 2024
    You would need the national guard to keep me from providing the shareholders value.
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    Buyside Scum
    @CorpFinScum
    Jun 17, 2024
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    Buyside Scum
    @CorpFinScum
    Dec 15, 2024
    Replying to @dovethedivine
    Never seen a take this bad before yikes
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    Buyside Scum
    @CorpFinScum
    May 14, 2025
    Having a hot wife or girlfriend
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    Drug Money Capital ™️
    @TheDrugMoney
    May 14, 2025
    What’s a silent expense that drains wealth over time?
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    Buyside Scum
    @CorpFinScum
    Jun 3, 2023
    Played pickle ball for the first time…it is just tennis for people who walked the mile in gym class
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    Buyside Scum
    @CorpFinScum
    Jun 19, 2025
    How many rows does Microsoft Excel have?
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    Buyside Scum
    @CorpFinScum
    Sep 28, 2023
    I’m assembling a team
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    Buyside Scum
    @CorpFinScum
    Jun 23, 2022
    Me: “Has anyone been in the model since last night?” Intern: “yeah I was working on some formatting, why?”
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    Buyside Scum
    @CorpFinScum
    Jun 24, 2025
    The NYC mayoral race discourse has confirmed that the average person living in New York City is, by all accounts, retarded.
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    Buyside Scum
    @CorpFinScum
    Feb 14, 2025
    How it feels to be at the office with you VP past 7pm and he starts sharing his niche interests and hobbies
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    Buyside Scum
    @CorpFinScum
    Nov 29, 2024
    Damn, ED in your early 20s?
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    Doyle “T-Dot” Brunson
    @1XTeddy
    Nov 28, 2024
    Heading home for Thanksgiving. Had to pack the essentials.
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    Buyside Scum
    @CorpFinScum
    Jan 16, 2024
    Are we sure these people should have rights?
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    ♕ Morne Lalvo
    @20Kylies
    Jan 16, 2024
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