🚨 Leaked “Strategic Hype Reserve” tape just surfaced.
Wojak fumbles, Cortex traders print 🚀
And yes—today’s drop makes that meme real: new strategies, Hyperliquid spot, referral rev-share, smart routing & more.
Quick rundown 👇
HIP-4 is expanding to ETH, HYPE, and SOL
Read our article here on how HIP-4 can create vanilla options today:
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Hypercall is already live with $SPCX.
$SPX options (a $3 trillion/day instrument) are coming this week
$BTC , $ETH, $SOL coming soon - WITH
Options on illiquid assets? Solved.
RFQ trading + a 28-strategy builder just dropped on Hypercall testnet.
Trade options on US500, GOLD, USOIL, HYPE with real-time market maker quotes. No liquidity needed.
Full analysis with interactive BS calculator, vol distribution explorer, and cross-asset comp table:
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Price the deal yourself. Drag the sliders.
SpaceX didn't buy Cursor for $60B.
They bought a call option.
$10B premium. $50B strike. 8 months to expiry.
We backed out the vol and it's a better deal than it looks like 🧵
Desktop + full TradingView charts just went live on Hypercall.
Command palette, ghost mode, push notifs, 338 traders, $13.3M notional.
Everything that actually matters 🧵
Two weeks of crypto twitter has been one trade: a short on crude oil on Hyperliquid.
We wrote up the whole thing, from why the funding looked broken to the wallet that started it to what just happened on Saturday.
Pulling out the highlights here🧵
Hypercall Week 3 Product Update
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First trading competition launches tomorrow at 4pm EST.
We've made improvements to options chain, margining, added an insights section and more 🧵
Semis are crashing. Iran closed the Strait of Hormuz. Tariffs just landed. Oil ripped 20%.
Everyone is asking: Is AI Cooked?
We went looking for the answer in the options market. What we found is more interesting than a yes-or-no answer.
Everyone is hedged. Nobody is long. Fear & Greed at 8.
We dug through options trades this week to figure out what the market is actually pricing.
New Insights Article:
JPMorgan just rolled a $22B options collar.
SPX rallied 3%
We had our quant explain why.
This is the first post in our new Insights section: breaking down the trades that actually move markets.