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Here it is: my 2026 manifesto for the #Makerfield By-Election. Makerfield Great Again! #VoteBinface #MakeYourVoteCount
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Count Binface
@CountBinface
Space politician. Parliamentary candidate for the Makerfield By-Election, 2026. Sane.
Promoted by Count Binface, at PO Box 818, Tonbridge TN9 9YF
- In a field of 17 candidates, I came 8th. And for the second time in three years, I beat UKIP and Piers Corbyn in a democratic election. If that’s not a sign of hope, nothing is.
- Here is my full manifesto for London. Can any other candidate beat this? No chance! #VoteBinface #MakeYourVoteCount
- I’ve got him rattled.🚨 NEW: Rishi Sunak has cancelled all media interviews today
- If Matt Hancock would rather go on I'm A Celebrity than serve his constituents while being paid lots of money to be an MP, he should face an immediate by-election. Against me. RT if you agree.
- My highest ever finish. 6th My highest ever parliamentary vote. 308 My highest height advantage. 2ft 6in #BindependenceDay has come.
- ELECTION CAMPAIGN BUDGET: Laurence Fox: £5million Count Binface: Zero LATEST POLLING: Laurence Fox: 1% Count Binface: 1% #MakeYourVoteCount
