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Craig G Telfer
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Craig G Telfer
@CraigGTelfer
I'll see to it you don't get apricot one. All views are my own, alright.
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    Craig G Telfer
    @CraigGTelfer
    Oct 29, 2017
    Shouts to Cowdenbeath's Jordan Garden for conceding the greatest penalty of this, or any other, season -
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    Craig G Telfer
    @CraigGTelfer
    Dec 26, 2021
    That concludes the best tweets of 2021. Thank you for everyone for taking part ๐Ÿค Please celebrate it by watching the greatest video of the summer:
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    Craig G Telfer
    @CraigGTelfer
    Oct 18, 2020
    I've missed the feeling of waking up early on a Sunday morning to watch match highlights from the lower leagues - and I've been duly rewarded by some marks at the Ayr United-Queen of the South game bodying Stephen Dobbie for having a small cock!
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    Craig G Telfer
    @CraigGTelfer
    Dec 28, 2023
    ๐—”๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—ด๐—ฒ ๐—ง๐˜„๐—ถ๐˜๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐˜‚๐˜€๐—ฒ๐—ฟ I didn't care much for Ricky Gervais' latest special. ๐—ฅ๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ธ๐˜† ๐—š๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐˜ƒ๐—ฎ๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐—ณ๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฝ๐—น๐—ถ๐—ฒ๐˜€ Another offended woke left snowflake ๐Ÿ˜‚ As if Ricky cares what you think ๐Ÿ˜‚ He's a very wealthy and successful comedian.
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    Craig G Telfer
    @CraigGTelfer
    Jan 24, 2018
    One of the all-time greatest Stenhousemuir FC moments: the time Sean Higgins absolutely rattled the garbage Rangers TV commentator -
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    Craig G Telfer
    @CraigGTelfer
    Feb 4, 2018
    Shout out to Ayr United's Jack Ruddy for this sensational display of goalkeeping. Lower-league Scottish football, bloody hell!
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    Craig G Telfer
    @CraigGTelfer
    Aug 13, 2018
    This is a second 40-second supercut of big Gordon Ramsay going: "X? More like Y!" on Kitchen Nightmares. World-class banter, ahoy!
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    Craig G Telfer
    @CraigGTelfer
    Apr 28, 2021
    Looking forward to working with you, Ian!
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    Ian Fitzpatrick
    @Ianiesta8
    Apr 28, 2021
    Absolutely thrilled to be joining @StenhousemuirFC initially leading their media team. Thereโ€™s an amazing team and community spirit at the club off the park, and Iโ€™m looking forward to helping them grow their resources to help build a team that can do the same on the park. ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿป
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    Craig G Telfer
    @CraigGTelfer
    Feb 2, 2025
    Fair play to Stenhousemuir striker Corey O'Donnell for scoring the goal of the season. The touch, the finish - Zidane-esque, you would have to say! ๐Ÿค
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    Craig G Telfer
    @CraigGTelfer
    Feb 24, 2017
    Here's a one-minute supercut of big Gordon Ramsay going: "X? More like Y!" Some great stuff in here!
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    Craig G Telfer
    @CraigGTelfer
    Jun 14, 2024
    Ladies and gentlemen: please rise for the national anthem! ๐’๐“๐€๐˜ ๐€๐‹๐ˆ๐•๐„! โšฝ๏ธ ๐Ÿค ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ
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    Craig G Telfer
    @CraigGTelfer
    May 4, 2021
    Let me get this straight... Youโ€™re telling me that Falkirk FC, a full-time team in a part-time division, have finished the year in fifth place, recorded one of their worst seasons of all time, and will spend a third consecutive term in League 1? How embarrassing! ๐Ÿ˜…
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    Craig G Telfer
    @CraigGTelfer
    Feb 1, 2022
    This is, quite simply, the worst club statement I have ever read in my life. "The management team is familiar with Davidโ€™s career and background and โ€“ in particular โ€“ his footballing ability." Just shameful, gutless stuff. Fuck off, Raith Rovers.
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    Craig G Telfer
    @CraigGTelfer
    Feb 5, 2018
    Delighted to report that Stenhousemuir FC will unanimously reject Rangers and Celticโ€™s colt team proposal. While they are broadly in favour of โ€œtrying something newโ€, beyond a paltry ยฃ15,000 payment, there is not a single benefit to the club or to League 2.

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