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Cranky Federalist
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Cranky Federalist
@CrankyFed
Anglican. Pasta appreciator. Applied Twitter Theorist. Occasionally prone to bouts of meme-ing. Banner by @grethaie
Nice Try, Fed
Joined July 2020
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?- "These aren't real revolutionaries, they're just bored rich kids." I've got some bad news about who likes to start revolutions
- This would have caused a constitutional crisis in ancient RomeA group of turkeys spotted circling a 'Harris' gravestone in North Dakota. The footage was captured by a cemetery worker at the Riverside Cemetery in Fargo, North Dakota. "It was quite bizarre," the man, Paul Eickhof, said. The reasoning behind the 'turkey circle' may be due
00:00 - This guy would have upwards of 50k followers on this site, and his tweets would be absolutely insane
ur average latina: "mi amooooor, I didn't know if you wanted cochinita or ceviche so I made both!"- Duolingo preparing me for what I can only assume is a sentence used in everyday life in Brazil
- If you're single and most of your friends are married with kids, you can just go to their houses and cook dinner You get to see your friends, they don't have to take their kids anywhere, and they can do other parent things while you're cooking
- "I wasn't meant for Excel spreadsheets. I was meant to fight in Caesar's legions." Dude, the Romans would have gone nuts for Excel
- We all pay taxes to support services we don't use. It's called living in a commonwealth, buddy
- accidentally became really important at work and it's ruining my life
- We are so back
It is so over - Holocaust denier who hates the Nazis for not doing the Holocaust
- Going out on a limb here and speculating that it's not the bagel he's there forImagine leaving your faith for a bagle.
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