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The Big Crunch Theory
@CrunchCardwell
Christian Hedonist | Florida Supremacist | Southern Cosmopolitan | Side Splitters Regular | Classy Degenerate | Liberal Elitist | Blue Collar Scholar
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Born November 7
Joined July 2009
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    The Big Crunch Theory
    @CrunchCardwell
    Mar 27, 2024
    Don't trust them new DEIs over there🎶 Leaving they DEI essence in the air 🎶
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    @CrunchCardwell
    Apr 26, 2021
    Replying to @tyler01010101
    Dear pussy, I wrote you but you still ain't callin, I gave you my all and left my seed on your bottom I sent two "you up" texts back in Autumn, you must not've got em I probably typed your number wrong in my phone or somethin Sometimes my fat thumbs get in the way when I jot em
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    @CrunchCardwell
    Jan 23, 2025
    Replying to @historyinmemes
    Pic of guy who's not a bodybuilder
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    @CrunchCardwell
    May 25, 2024
    Replying to @mcbarry450 @LegoRacers2 and @collnsmith
    $52
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    @CrunchCardwell
    Apr 13, 2024
    Replying to @baranskocracy and @CharlieBaranski
    He never says "he's not an Arab," so why is that in quotation marks?
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    @CrunchCardwell
    Feb 27, 2021
    Bill Maher and Megyn Kelly: 8 and 9 year olds shouldn't be burdened with race Ruby Bridges at the age of 6:
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    @CrunchCardwell
    Mar 10, 2021
    Replying to @pleaseclobberme
    But did you freestyle?
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    @CrunchCardwell
    Jul 2, 2022
    Replying to @itsbighonkin and @itsmegangraves
    "First you want us to ask questions on dates, now you want us to ask questions in bed? When do the questions stop?!"
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    The Big Crunch Theory
    @CrunchCardwell
    Sep 2, 2020
    Comics who fill up notebooks before mics but do the same jokes the same way week after week, What y'all be writing down?
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    The Big Crunch Theory
    @CrunchCardwell
    May 28, 2024
    Replying to @ActiveMak
    Gotta enjoy that first weekend of unemployment
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    @CrunchCardwell
    Apr 6, 2024
    Replying to @juliethardt
    That's how you talk to your child, not your partner
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    The Big Crunch Theory
    @CrunchCardwell
    Dec 27, 2024
    Replying to @tweetsandboobs and @DrPeterVertigo
    A space that you've already confirmed is empty
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    The Big Crunch Theory
    @CrunchCardwell
    Feb 9, 2022
    Replying to @bustelo4babies
    In college this guy spent all the money I made as a work study that semester in one night at the club
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    The Big Crunch Theory
    @CrunchCardwell
    Feb 2, 2022
    Send her a dick pic at 22:22 on 2/22/22 so she thinks it's a sign

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