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@CrypticJacknife
QA w/Midnighters. Worked w/@MimimiProd @THQNordic @3DRealms @MightyKingdom @daedalic @DragonBearGames | Speedrunner & Glitch Goat | Ex Neon White World Champion
Sydney, Australia
Joined March 2013
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    May 22, 2023
    Content Creators: "Check out my 30 piece battle setup that requires 300 Zonaite and obliterates everything!" Speedrunners: "Check out my plank of wood and single apple that can cross Hyrule Field at the speed of sound." We are not the same #TOTK
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    Apr 11, 2025
    Replying to @ScrubQuotesX
    Me laughing with my AI lawyer about how I totally owned him while putting 5 Raid Shadow Legends segments in every video for the next 30 years to pay off damages
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    Oct 31, 2024
    You ever lab something out and realise half way through your brain is cooked and you shouldn't be doing this? Yeah Kingdom Valley Act 1 provides that thought a lot. 3 seconds RTA saved over a god-tier IL speed Bird Skip #SonicXShadowGenerations
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    Nov 6, 2020
    Replying to @DecisionDeskHQ and @JoeBiden
    PHILLY YESSSSSSS
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    Aug 26, 2021
    Replying to @shoe0nhead
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    May 23, 2023
    It gets better folks. I made a Contained Box using the Autobuild Cancel Slide and if you can get inside it with Ascend you can quite literally free-run anywhere without risk of falling off at hyper-speed. The Switch can barely handle this speed. This absolutely rules. #TOTK
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    Mar 9, 2022
    Replying to @TafferKing451 and @DUSKdev
    I absolutely love how the disruption to player meta goes this far. He's got our number. Attack delays and proximity based punishers are to Elden Ring as basic attack animations were to Souls 1
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    Nov 6, 2024
    Ladies and Gents I have something magical today. As it is a modified Frontiers engine, it was inevitable. The Edgehog Space Program has launched. A 70 second long Spear Jump from a third of the way into RC1's Rad Highway all the way to the Goal Ring. #SonicXShadowGenerations
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    Oct 11, 2022
    Replying to @ContraPoints
    It IS true that they hold a particularly burning hatred of accepting parents that are there for their kids
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    Jun 15, 2019
    Replying to @nichegamer and @elonmusk
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    Dec 9, 2022
    Thank god venue security was busy taking union pins from workers entering the building instead of stopping whatever on earth THAT was
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    Feb 6, 2020
    Replying to @shoe0nhead
    "We're going to make the process as transparent as possible this year" The process:
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    Jul 27, 2021
    Replying to @RoxyTall
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    Oct 10, 2023
    Replying to @notCursedE
    Yeah wow the contrast between the two types of comments on the thread alone really shows you deep into hatred these folk have fallen.
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