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Hernan Cortes
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Hernan Cortes
@CyberPunkCortes
Global change observer, cyberpunk dystopia resident, food ration enjoyer, OCP Junior Executive
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    Hernan Cortes
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    Mar 12
    The trans school shooter at Tumbler Ridge laid out an elaborate plan to commit mass murder to ChatGPT. A dozen employees saw the plans and wanted to alert police but were turned down by company leadership. Why?
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    Hernan Cortes
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    Aug 9, 2025
    I know why.
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    Hernan Cortes
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    Apr 24, 2024
    The HOA can suck my balls, this dude is going on my lawn.
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    Hernan Cortes
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    Oct 19, 2024
    I remember reading a rat study where they taught the rats to drive little cars, and they tested the cortisol levels of the rats and found that driving made them relaxed and happy.
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    Brian Roemmele
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    Oct 18, 2024
    Rat driving cars. “But they are not intelligent”—The Experts
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    Hernan Cortes
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    Feb 11, 2022
    The heavy metal scene in Botswana is something else.
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    Hernan Cortes
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    Feb 9, 2024
    "Tucker, I explain to you the roots of your American Civil War." "You mean like the Missouri Compromise, or..." "NO, I must start with the arrival of Saxon warlords Hengist and Horsa on the shores of Britain in the year 449 AD..."
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    Hernan Cortes
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    Aug 9, 2025
    Replying to @MikeSoRelle
    Whale justice
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    Hernan Cortes
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    Jul 14, 2024
    Apparently a 10 mph gust of wind was blowing that pushed away the bullet from Trump’s head. A divine wind…a kamikaze.
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    Hernan Cortes
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    Jul 8, 2024
    An actual 1920 Westinghouse gyro ceiling fan. We really are in the bad timeline. x.com/i/status/17882…
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    Hernan Cortes
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    Jan 4, 2025
    How it feels to freely harass and insult British politicians in ways that would get a normal UK citizen arrested. x.com/Violentarstcra…
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    Hernan Cortes
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    Nov 7, 2025
    If you’re wondering how Mamdani got elected in New York, here’s the electorate.
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    Hernan Cortes
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    Jul 13, 2025
    “This Epstein nonsense has surely blown over by now” JD Minion: “Um, mein President…”
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    Hernan Cortes
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    Oct 20, 2025
    The theft of Napoleonic treasures in the Louvre followed a change in the display cases in 2019. Before then, the Rococo display cases had armored glass and if disturbed the treasures would drop into a safe. They were later replaced by “modern” displays with normal glass.
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    Hernan Cortes
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    Jan 19, 2024
    People asked how it would be possible for Amazonian towns and villages spotted by the Orellana expedition in 1541 to be totally gone by the time of the Ursua expedition in 1561. I assure you, it’s quite possible.
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