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Cyrus McQueen
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Cyrus McQueen
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Husband. Father. Comic. Writer. NBC's Last Comic Standing. Author of Tweeting Truth To Power. Part of EdFinge 2025!
- What’s truly revealing is that men like Trump and Kanye talk about how great they are... where truly great men like Elijah Cummings and Barack Obama... they choose to talk about how great WE are...
- Man, did y’all hear Obama speak at Elijah Cummings funeral? I tell ya, I hadn’t had a hit of Obama in ages... And that felt SO good... Now I done fell off the wagon... I’m out here chasing down YouTube clips... anything I can get my hands on... just binging Barack... I got it bad
- I’m not risking my life around a buncha people in the park... I’m not risking it at a beach, restaurant or the movies... But best believe I will risk it all on November 3rd to vote this motherfucker out... I’ll wear a damn hazmat suit if I have to...
- A 29-year-old man who shot up a Waffle House could’ve walked into any Starbucks in the country and been treated like a customer... The 29-year-old man who disarmed him could’ve walked into any Starbucks in America and been treated like a criminal. We’re living in the upside down.
- How uncomfortable do you think this Red Hen experience must’ve been for #SarahSanders? Certainly not as uncomfortable as being separated from your mother at six years old and sleeping on a warehouse floor... So she got turned away at a restaurant... I really don’t care, do you?
- Forget Justin Trudeau, Candace Owens is the white person in blackface I’m most offended by...
- If they could impeach a President for the stain he left on a dress, we can impeach a President for the stain he’s left on our Democracy...
- Still can’t believe Georgians chose Brian Kemp over Stacy Abrams... It’s like the worst custody battle... they could’ve chosen an erudite, Ivy League grad but now they’re living with an alcoholic father who doesn’t care if they wear seatbelts... point is, he’s gonna get em killed
- I’m so sick of these motherfuckers... tryin to say Obama was terrible... Next time they start with that bullshit be like, show me the tape. Seriously, provide a fuckin clip where Obama is saying something hateful, or egregious, or unbecoming of a President. Go ahead, I’ll wait...
- Wow, Deshaun Watson was suspended by the NFL for 6 games… He’s accused of assaulting 25 women… Colin Kaepernick knelt to protest police brutality and he’s now been “suspended” for 5 years… Shows what little value the NFL places on women… and Black lives for that matter…
- Let Black people jog… let us breathe… let us sleep… let us grill… let us shop… let us laugh… let us swim… let us drive… let us golf… let us party… let us birdwatch… let us play… let us pray… let us sit on our sofas… let us learn… let us live… #AhmaudArbery
- Just got back from the pediatrician… Molly got four vaccinations and barely cried… Can’t believe Aaron Rodgers is a bigger baby than my baby…
