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my friend is at a fancy wedding in NYC and I absolutely lost my mind at this shrimp luge. so unsettling
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@DJSlizzard
I’m not a DJ but I am a menace. why are you taking me seriously I didn’t ask you to do that 🦂📍chicago
Lizz with two z's (she/her)
Joined February 2011
- Replying to @Ya_Ali03 and @s1cken1ngggno it was to make himself more aerodynamic for pigeon catching
- Replying to @madisommelierI’ve bought a lot of shit on fb marketplace and anytime I want it BAD I always say a specific date and time that’s ASAP. if I want it REAL bad I offer to Venmo half upfront. this man is a sad loser!!!! many such cases!!!!
- Same boyfriend who “closes out” his dreams with the end game screen?
- because it’s not 2011You’re unable to view this Post because this account owner limits who can view their Posts. Learn more
- how is someone so vile so consistently funny? no wonder he was a reality show star lmfao like never has someone been so consistently memed or meme-ableWhen you see your buddy buying shots from across the bar
- Remember the days of requesting a Lyft and hearing the little ding TWO SECONDS LATER and now I have to fucking beg the app to get me home
- What I would give to live in the Shire and make bread for the rest of my existence
- ok? join the clubColton Underwood hasn't had an 'emotional connection' with a man yet trib.al/OOIxWpU
- this is so satisfying to look atafter years and years of research and development, drawing what i learned in middle school over and over again, i am proud to announce an important discovery.. The Cool S But Round
- Replying to @supitsalexhave you never seen shrimp on trays filled with ice? so much better and less fucked up looking. and no thought of shrimp juice flowing from top to bottom….
- Replying to @eastblessed@eprombeats said the same shit yall a psychotic match made in heaven
- Replying to @heavenlycrysGirl EDtwt is not EDMtwt 🫠hahaha
