South Indian movie formula:
A small ugly hero with a severe inferiority complex beats up 10,000 muscular men to win the love of a fair-complexioned curvy and dumb woman
The Bad Doctor
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The Bad Doctor
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A man can serve only one master: himself or the world
- Ordinary Indians think that because they can go to malls, shop and eat whatever they want, they're free. But when they come into contact with bureaucratic, political and judicial power and are crushed and humiliated, they realise how much of a slave they actually are
- Next elections will see a wipeout of the BJP - they've lost every vote bank except the fanatic vote bank
- If you praise Modi for his bold decisions on Kashmir and triple talaq, then you should criticize him for his horribly inept and stupid handling of the economy as well. Otherwise, you're actually just a blind Modi bhakt
- A Hockey Olympic bronze is a much tougher achievement than a cricket World Cup win
- Most corrupt people in India: 8) Customs 7) Excise 6) Income tax 5) Police 4) IAS 3) Politicians 2) Judiciary 1) Media Guess who gets beaten up? 1) Doctors
- Siddhu skips the cremation of Atal Bihari Vajpayee whom he had publicly called his political godfather to attend Imran's swearing in. Be an asshole, but never an asshole like Siddhu
- Dear feminist women, you do right in not fasting on Karwachauth. After all, a man who's married to a feminist does not wish to live long at all
- After killing 40 Indian soldiers, the PM of a terrorist nation returns a captured Indian soldier under severe international pressure and immediately becomes the hero of India's liberals. Yes, our enemy is our own stupidity
- If Delhi has such a low collective IQ as to vote for AAP again and again, India deserves to have a more intelligent capital city
- I think the one mistake that will really cost Narendra Modi is that he fought against corruption in a country in which almost every single person is corrupt
- I don't fukcing care that Pakistan is nearly out - I only know that I don't like to see my country lose. And Dhoni really looked like he wasn't trying at all
- Kedar Jadhav exists in CSK only to make Dhoni look good in comparison
