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Colin the Dachshund
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Colin the Dachshund
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The only voter in Dunny-on-the-Wold.
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    Colin the Dachshund
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    Apr 20, 2025
    "Do you even own a suit?"
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    Time Capsule Tales
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    Oct 25, 2024
    In your opinion, what is the single greatest photograph in history?
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    Jul 5, 2024
    Reform's 5 MPs gather for their first meeting.
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    Colin the Dachshund
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    Dec 24, 2022
    "We asked 100 people to name something a homeless person might do. You said work in business.."
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    Colin the Dachshund
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    Jan 9, 2025
    Greenland: the polar bears speak out.
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    Feb 28, 2024
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    Colin the Dachshund
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    Jul 18, 2025
    "During a company event at a Colplay concert I offered my head of HR a Murray Mint which she accepted. Whilst singing along to Yellow she accidentally swallowed the mint, and I was forced to perform the Heimlich maneuver just as the Jumbotron camera focused on us."
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    Colin the Dachshund
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    Mar 10, 2023
    "I do need to clarify, he only invaded Poland once."
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    Colin the Dachshund
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    Apr 19, 2024
    "Pleased to see you looking so well your majesty. We need to discuss your return to work."
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    Colin the Dachshund
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    Aug 5, 2022
    "I need your pension money back. There's an investment banker in Tunbridge Wells who needs their garden landscaping. It's all part of levelling up."
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    Colin the Dachshund
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    Oct 31, 2025
    Reform UK
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    Elorm 🥷🏿
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    Oct 30, 2025
    A group of rats 🐀 is called??
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    Colin the Dachshund
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    Jul 6, 2022
    "Yes, 5 grams. It's a leaving do."
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    Colin the Dachshund
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    Jan 12, 2022
    A lot of people have been taking the mickey out of Michael Fabricant today, and I'm finding it all very puerile.
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