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Dan Brooks
@DangerBrooks
Too crazy for Boys' Town, too much of a boy for Crazy Town
Missoula, MT
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    Dan Brooks
    @DangerBrooks
    Oct 23, 2025
    I wrote about @stavvybaby for The New York Times Magazine.
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    Dan Brooks
    @DangerBrooks
    Sep 17, 2025
    You can say whatever if you put that siren in front of it
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    Jack
    @jackunheard
    Sep 16, 2025
    🚨BREAKING: Liberals are now reporting that companies are HIRING people for celebrating Charlie Kirk's death. We need to expose these companies.
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    Dan Brooks
    @DangerBrooks
    May 6, 2025
    My wife's coworker used a phrase no one understood and then insisted it was a common expression. The expression was "it's all spaghetti for the spaghetti machine."
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    Dan Brooks
    @DangerBrooks
    Jul 13, 2023
    I feel like a dangerously large portion of the world economy is based on jacking off.
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    Know Your Meme
    @knowyourmeme
    Jul 13, 2023
    More bizarre TikTok Lives are surfacing
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    Splucy (Lucy Weaver)
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    Splucy (Lucy Weaver)
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    Dan Brooks
    @DangerBrooks
    Apr 29, 2025
    The phone-speaker-in-public/quiet-is-bourgeois discourse totally skipped over the part where I'm not asking you to be quiet. I'm asking you to not play sound from the speaker on your phone.
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    Dan Brooks
    @DangerBrooks
    Oct 13, 2025
    Probably my most unpopular opinion is that it should be much, much easier to lose your driving privileges.
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    Jeremy Wilcox
    @jwilcox79
    Oct 13, 2025
    BTW, someone looked this up & this vehicle has 46 violations in 2025, including 28 school zone speed violations. howsmydrivingny.nyc/dm8jh3lp In NYC, the driver is allowed to keep their license & car. The most common type of crimes in NYC involve cars. Lawlessness on every block.
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    Dan Brooks
    @DangerBrooks
    Nov 25, 2024
    I think that between what Spotify has done to music as a full-time job, what streamers did to Hollywood, and what smartphones in general have done to reading, you can argue that the tech economy is basically destructive to American culture.
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    Dan Brooks
    @DangerBrooks
    Dec 16, 2024
    My wife was watching the city council meeting on whether to fine homeless people for sleeping in parks and a lady said, "We've gotten so caught up in helping the less fortunate that we've forgotten to help the people who _are_ fortunate," and I can't stop thinking about it.
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    Dan Brooks
    @DangerBrooks
    Sep 25, 2025
    Replying to @elaadeliahu
    "The hysterical wife of the detained alien" is not something I would feel good writing.
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    Dan Brooks
    @DangerBrooks
    Dec 4, 2023
    A conversation between two idiots
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    Dan Brooks
    @DangerBrooks
    May 23, 2023
    In the audio of this video of a woman shooting a black man, you can hear him confronting her for trying to sell weed to his kid. Plenty of people in the replies point that out, but first you have to scroll past a dozen blue checks cheering for race war. This is policy now.
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    Dan Brooks
    @DangerBrooks
    Apr 4, 2022
    Old Dirty Bastard: Come through with the kung fu! At a theater near you!Ghostface Killah, do the do! Ghostface: Metallurgic alloy make your boy imperceptible,
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    Dan Brooks
    @DangerBrooks
    Jul 9, 2025
    When my son was 11 his school gave every kid a Chromebook that blocked Wikipedia but not Pornhub.
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    Natasha Singer
    @natashanyt
    Jul 9, 2025
    This just in: Microsoft announces $4 billion for A.I. education, as tech giants race to embed their chatbots into teaching and learning. nytimes.com/2025/07/09/bus…
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    Dan Brooks
    @DangerBrooks
    May 15, 2023
    I would be more sympathetic to Twitter’s ADHD community if they were not constantly talking about how others do not experience consciousness.
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