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Sloppy Toppy
@Danma__
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Toronto
Born November 8
Joined August 2010
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    @Danma__
    Feb 7, 2024
    Replying to @Blvck_skinhead
    Seee. I was so speechless 🤣🤣
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    @Danma__
    Feb 1, 2019
    Owo IELTS? Uncle Dipo is like you’re losing focus.
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    @OgbeniDipo
    Feb 1, 2019
    Replying to @OgbeniDipo
    You cannot spend a minimum of N70, 000 on a wrist watch for a man? Why are you in a relationship? You think Nigerian men were born to suffer poverty?
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    @Danma__
    Apr 3, 2021
    Replying to @Papi_waga and @TheAjibolaGrey
    When you can’t even type it in full how do you expect to convince God that you’re ready? 🤷🏽‍♀️😂
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    @Danma__
    Nov 29, 2023
    Replying to @ife_treaty__
    A very legit question tbh 😂
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    @Danma__
    Apr 25, 2020
    Replying to @HelloMilez
    Lmaoo what did she want to do with the brush ?
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    @Danma__
    Feb 15, 2023
    Replying to @Bisolaaa
    This is so embarrassing my goodness 😂😂
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    @Danma__
    Feb 18, 2023
    Replying to @JustinUg_
    Also, it’s how Apologize no longer adds the ‘senior’ when talking/referring to Difference & Surprise cos they’re now ‘guys’. Typical high school way that year. Love the attention to detail.
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    @Danma__
    Jun 14, 2023
    She isss?? It makes sense now. 😂
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    @Danma__
    Aug 30, 2020
    This is the one!
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    @Danma__
    Sep 25, 2021
    Replying to @KhloeUmoh
    My God is a God of last minute miracles.
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    @Danma__
    Oct 14, 2021
    75k for sip and paint?? Lagos people never seize to amaze me.
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    @Danma__
    Feb 3, 2024
    Replying to @Dikachim
    🤣🤣you people don’t use to forget?!
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    @Danma__
    Mar 19, 2021
    Replying to @kusssman
    Intentional about cheating or what?
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    @Danma__
    Sep 16, 2022
    Replying to @ijbolpete
    On any sm tbh.

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