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Keifer
@DannyVegito
29 | host and editor of @SelectPodStart | fix your hearts or die | #1 fan of @mo0nonokay
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Born July 19
Joined November 2011
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    Keifer
    @DannyVegito
    May 31, 2022
    Keifer’s Creations: a thread
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    Keifer
    @DannyVegito
    Oct 2, 2025
    a Charlie Kirk fan stalked these teenage girls for months, did livestreams where he harassed them, and murdered them after one of them said something critical of Charlie Kirk. This should be headline news. It’s a horrific tragedy.
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    New York Post
    @nypost
    Oct 1, 2025
    NJ teen girls killed in quiet suburb by alleged stalker who ran them down in Jeep: ‘She made complaints and nothing was done’ trib.al/CrBefcp
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    Keifer
    @DannyVegito
    Jun 20, 2024
    the closest you can come to feeling like a Roman Emperor is having an entire stadium call your opp a pedophile at your command
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    Big Boss
    @LordBalvin
    Jun 20, 2024
    KENDRICK RAN NOT LIKE US BACK IMMEDIATELY AND LET THE CROWD SING THE LYRICS FOR HIM DOG.. HE BARELY RAPPED!!! THIS IS THE MOST INSANE VICTORY LAP IVE EVER SEEN IN MY FUCKING LIFE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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    Masamune
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    Masamune
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    Keifer
    @DannyVegito
    May 26, 2020
    Grimes and Elon Musk are the Kardashians for people who watch Rick & Morty
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    Keifer
    @DannyVegito
    Aug 20, 2025
    that guy said “oh look, it’s Couch Fucker” like they were put on this earth to say it
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    Arthur Delaney 🇺🇸
    @ArthurDelaneyHP
    Aug 20, 2025
    JD Vance heckled a bit as he enters Shake Shack in DC’s Union Station
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    Keifer
    @DannyVegito
    Jan 27, 2021
    it’s been a weird day
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    Keifer
    @DannyVegito
    Jan 11, 2022
    they did the Matrix on a cow
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    Shuja ul haq
    @ShujaUH
    Jan 8, 2022
    A farmer in Turkey has fitted his cows with virtual reality goggles to make them think they are outside in summer pastures. Izzet Kocak found out the pleasant scenes make the cows happier and produce more milk.Future is metaverse!
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    Keifer
    @DannyVegito
    Nov 5, 2017
    The 2nd Amendment was written at the same convention where they decided slaves were only 3/5ths of a person so maybe it's worth reexamining.
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    Keifer
    @DannyVegito
    Aug 11, 2020
    mentally I am here
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    Keifer
    @DannyVegito
    Nov 5, 2025
    New York City you have shocked the world by voting for a normal guy instead of a deranged pervert
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    Keifer
    @DannyVegito
    Mar 12, 2021
    you’re laughing. 10 people were killed in tomato town and you’re laughing
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    Keifer
    @DannyVegito
    Feb 18, 2024
    they aren’t protecting and they’re definitely not serving
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    cynical
    @cynicalnyk
    Feb 18, 2024
    What are we doing as a city??
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    End Wokeness
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    End Wokeness
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    Keifer
    @DannyVegito
    Mar 8, 2024
    do you guys prefer your ibuprofen hot dog or hamburger style?
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    Keifer
    @DannyVegito
    Oct 8, 2022
    I love my job. Me and my bros get to hang out in a cozy research base in Antarctica. How can this place get any better? Oh fuck yeah a dog just showed up

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