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Johan Pablo Petersen
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Johan Pablo Petersen
@DarkLordeBryan
Now available wherever dolts are sold
Long Beach, CA
Joined December 2019
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    Johan Pablo Petersen
    @DarkLordeBryan
    Dec 9, 2024
    Luigi Mangione, alleged suspect in the killing of UHC CEO Brian Thompson. The manhunt has now ended with investigators declaring "too hot to convict"
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    Johan Pablo Petersen
    @DarkLordeBryan
    Aug 29, 2024
    Replying to @computer_gay
    The most famous yet consistently deliver an at-best mediocre product?
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    Johan Pablo Petersen
    @DarkLordeBryan
    Apr 28, 2023
    Straight men in the 2020s vs gay men in the 2020s
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    ULTRA Grizzly Biker DAD
    @AnotherHomoCon
    Apr 28, 2023
    Straight men, gay men. We really have some explaining to do! 🤣🤣🤣
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    Johan Pablo Petersen
    @DarkLordeBryan
    Dec 4, 2024
    Given the numbers of people in this country who own guns, live on the edge of economic precarity and routinely get screwed by big business, the only thing shocking about Brian Thompson's murder is its unusualness, a huge credit to the character of the American people.
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    Johan Pablo Petersen
    @DarkLordeBryan
    Feb 25, 2024
    Ok lighting
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    Johan Pablo Petersen
    @DarkLordeBryan
    Dec 9, 2024
    Replying to @DirtyHolland
    🎵Oh he's sweet but a psycho 🎵
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    Johan Pablo Petersen
    @DarkLordeBryan
    Feb 25, 2024
    Saw this dude on a dance floor tonight in PS, proving that life imitates art
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    Johan Pablo Petersen
    @DarkLordeBryan
    Dec 9, 2024
    Replying to @NIRMALRAJABasa
    This take is gayer than all the dudes thirsting for him
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    Johan Pablo Petersen
    @DarkLordeBryan
    Dec 9, 2024
    Replying to @Cloudbreaker79
    I demand the jury be sourced exclusively from Hell's Kitchen
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    Johan Pablo Petersen
    @DarkLordeBryan
    Dec 9, 2024
    Replying to @pamelagg01
    Don’t trouble yourself with such things. It’s a wonderful day to go outside, read a book, or call your grandchildren.
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    Johan Pablo Petersen
    @DarkLordeBryan
    Dec 9, 2024
    Replying to @wyn18270
    I'll be collecting samples
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    Johan Pablo Petersen
    @DarkLordeBryan
    Aug 14, 2023
    Replying to @Neolibtears
    At least he’s honest in his contempt and disregard. You don’t have to waste time peeling back the facade of hollow pieties.
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    Johan Pablo Petersen
    @DarkLordeBryan
    May 26, 2023
    One of the best things about being gay is that you never have to figure out the Rubiks cube that is female sexuality
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    Broba Fett - Riff Raff Enjoyer
    @TheDietCokeBtn
    May 26, 2023
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    Johan Pablo Petersen
    @DarkLordeBryan
    Jan 23, 2024
    Replying to @arianaunext and @PopCrave
    They hate women so much that they nominated *checks notes* other women instead
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