People call Donald Trump a liar, but he’s telling the truth when he says Mar-a-Lago is worth over a billion dollars after you add up how many nuclear program schematics, CIA spy sources, and other classified state secrets are stashed in the bathroom alone.
- This is 1,000% more manly and alpha male than shooting a rhino.
- Pete Hegseth bringing his wife along on his job interviews as a human shield against questions about his rapey behavior is peak MAGA Masculinity™
- Has anyone other than Donald Trump ever asked a judge to postpone a rape trial because of the time restraints of also being on trial for fraud while simultaneously being investigated for treason and election fraud?
- Trump at his core is the village idiot.
- Elon Musk is an illegal immigrant, absent father, corporate welfare queen of government handouts, and a climate change believer who lives only in big, cosmopolitan cities. He is literally everything the GOP has bitched about for 50 years.
- New idea: let's make buying bullets extremely hard with a bunch of regulatory hoops to jump through. This way, everyone gets their 2nd Amendment right to buy an AR-15, but you can't load it unless you prove you're a calm, safe, responsible gun owner.
- NEW RULE: All the Republicans who say workers have no right to strike must quit Congress when they shut down the government in 10 days.
- Nobody poisoned the blood of our country more than Friedrich Trump, who snuck here in 1885 to open up brothels.
- It appears to me as if enough members of Congress were texting Mark Meadows seditious things leading up to January 6th that the DOJ could arrest them and give the Democrats the majority in the House again until a bunch of special elections can replace the seditionists…

