Dash MacIntyre
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Dash MacIntyre
@dashmacintyre
Comedian, I publish satirical Dada news @HalfwayPost.
St. Louis
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Joined September 2020
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    Dash MacIntyre
    @dashmacintyre
    Oct 2, 2023
    People call Donald Trump a liar, but he’s telling the truth when he says Mar-a-Lago is worth over a billion dollars after you add up how many nuclear program schematics, CIA spy sources, and other classified state secrets are stashed in the bathroom alone.
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    Dash MacIntyre
    @dashmacintyre
    May 13, 2023
    This is 1,000% more manly and alpha male than shooting a rhino.
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    Dash MacIntyre
    @dashmacintyre
    Mar 30, 2025
    Pete Hegseth bringing his wife along on his job interviews as a human shield against questions about his rapey behavior is peak MAGA Masculinity™
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    Dash MacIntyre
    @dashmacintyre
    Apr 25, 2023
    Has anyone other than Donald Trump ever asked a judge to postpone a rape trial because of the time restraints of also being on trial for fraud while simultaneously being investigated for treason and election fraud?
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    Dash MacIntyre
    @dashmacintyre
    Aug 12, 2024
    Trump at his core is the village idiot.
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    A Trump Interview Never Aired Because He Was Too Unfiltered Just Leaked
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    Dash MacIntyre
    @dashmacintyre
    Oct 8, 2024
    Elon Musk is an illegal immigrant, absent father, corporate welfare queen of government handouts, and a climate change believer who lives only in big, cosmopolitan cities. He is literally everything the GOP has bitched about for 50 years.
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    Dash MacIntyre
    @dashmacintyre
    Apr 1, 2023
    New idea: let's make buying bullets extremely hard with a bunch of regulatory hoops to jump through. This way, everyone gets their 2nd Amendment right to buy an AR-15, but you can't load it unless you prove you're a calm, safe, responsible gun owner.
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    Dash MacIntyre
    @dashmacintyre
    Sep 21, 2023
    NEW RULE: All the Republicans who say workers have no right to strike must quit Congress when they shut down the government in 10 days.
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    Dash MacIntyre
    @dashmacintyre
    Dec 18, 2023
    Nobody poisoned the blood of our country more than Friedrich Trump, who snuck here in 1885 to open up brothels.
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    Dash MacIntyre
    @dashmacintyre
    Dec 14, 2022
    It appears to me as if enough members of Congress were texting Mark Meadows seditious things leading up to January 6th that the DOJ could arrest them and give the Democrats the majority in the House again until a bunch of special elections can replace the seditionists…

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