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i mean i fucking love pizza but if pizza violently killed 30,000 people a year i'd be like okay maybe none of us should have pizza
Dave King
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- ok here's the plan 8 years of kamala joe comes back well rested for second term in 2032
- great news for the guy wearing a camp auschwitz hoodie who tried to overthrow the government today: the president of the united states loves you!
- LeBron James for Secretary of Education
- Dinosaurs premiered 30 years ago today (1991) depicting events 60,001,994 years earlier (60,000,0003 BC). A similar show today would be set in 59,999,973 BC.
The Wonder Years premiered 33 years ago today (1988) depicting events 20 years earlier (1968). A similar show today would be set in 2001. - worried that, psychologically as a nation, there might be a little too much riding on this mr. rogers documentary
- okay so far we know the shooter wasn’t richard simmons or dr. ruth
- every book now is called either like “hymn of ivory sky” or like “ok no lol”
- Sarah Sanders can eat at my restaurant any time she wants! My restaurant is called Sarah Elizabeth Huckabee Sanders Is Morally Bankrupt Wings 'N' Things.
- my dad (71) tried to get a job with antifa but couldn’t pass the remote trigger of inner-ear blood capsule portion of the entrance exam :(
- ALL THE PRESIDENTS MEN 2 FADE IN. INT. TEEN VOGUE OFFICES -- NIGHT
- if only there were some sort of guiding principle inscribed somewhere about huddled masses yearning to breathe free
- imagine being 71 years old and bragging about where you went to college
