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Dave Parke
@Dave_Parke
Non-Combat Veteran with 2 Good Conduct Awards. Comics, D&D and general geekery. Only here to find a wife.
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    Dave Parke
    @Dave_Parke
    Aug 22, 2024
    I’m a decorated veteran so don’t come at me. You don’t want this smoke.
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    Dave Parke
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    Dec 27, 2024
    There’s an old cadence that says this stuff sticks to kids.
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    Interesting AF
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    Dec 4, 2024
    Camping Lifehack: Amazing Firestarter With Soap and Gasoline
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    Dave Parke
    @Dave_Parke
    Feb 6, 2025
    Is it safe to assume that if they’re going to authorize privateers then they will also allow @Toyota Hiluxes to be imported into the US? Asking for some ruffians.
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    Dave Parke
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    Dec 25, 2024
    Nothing ever happens on New York subways. You guys are simpletons for even bringing it up and believing a bunch of fake right-wing talking points. Also, New York subways…
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    @CantEverDie
    Dec 24, 2024
    rightwingers being inherently terrified to ever use public transit is so funny. how do they even ever leave their homes
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    Dave Parke
    @Dave_Parke
    Aug 28, 2024
    Dude was RFS’d from 1/75 and then got an appointment to West Point. I’d love to know how that happened @WestPoint_USMA.
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    J Michael Waller
    @JMichaelWaller
    Aug 28, 2024
    Remember this Communist who disgraced West Point? He’s now a PhD candidate at @UTAustin, specializing in “modern Arab intellectual history” and revolution. liberalarts.utexas.edu/history/gradst…
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    Dave Parke
    @Dave_Parke
    Jul 18, 2024
    He blocked me because I wanted to help. No gratitude at all.
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    Dave Parke
    @Dave_Parke
    Oct 15, 2024
    Replying to @SarahIronside6
    Why do you ask this question when it’s not in good faith? I’m not Maga but you can start with these.
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    Dave Parke
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    Apr 26, 2024
    So I did a thing…
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    Dave Parke
    @Dave_Parke
    May 3, 2025
    What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top
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    Dave Parke
    @Dave_Parke
    Oct 15, 2024
    Replying to @SarahIronside6
    And I knew neither the articles nor the kids would matter to you. I told you that you didn’t ask the question in good faith.
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    Dave Parke
    @Dave_Parke
    Dec 24, 2023
    Replying to @StolenValor1
    One of the hardest and most thankless jobs in the military.
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    Dave Parke
    @Dave_Parke
    May 2, 2024
    Replying to @WarMonitors
    Seriously, dude?
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    Dave Parke
    @Dave_Parke
    Nov 2, 2024
    Replying to @F530Josh
    It was a “raid”. WTF do you need a raid for to enquire about a pet. These people are drunk on power and everybody wants to be a badass. Can you imagine that CONOP?
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    Dave Parke
    @Dave_Parke
    Jun 22, 2024
    While everybody is freaking out about this I just want to remind you that Canada is “legally” doing this exact same thing to its own people. Over 30,000 of them and most just for being poor and disabled.
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