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David Spade
@DavidSpade
This is the real, official David Spade. Any other accounts are fake. @busboysmovie @flyonthewallpod
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    David Spade
    @DavidSpade
    Mar 29, 2022
    Because comedians don’t have a medical chart for everyone in the audience.
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    Dr. Bhaskar Ⓥ
    @xbhaskarx
    Mar 28, 2022
    Replying to @DavidSpade
    Why would you phrase this as “a GI Jane joke?” instead of “a joke about a woman with alopecia”? 🤔
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    David Spade
    @DavidSpade
    Dec 18, 2017
    20 years ago today.
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    David Spade
    @DavidSpade
    Mar 28, 2022
    A GI Jane joke???
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    David Spade
    @DavidSpade
    Aug 18, 2019
    Richie Bitchie is a huge influence
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    Ben Porter
    @Ben13Porter
    Aug 17, 2019
    This kid’s batting stance is straight out of The Benchwarmers
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    David Spade
    @DavidSpade
    Apr 1, 2020
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    David Spade
    @DavidSpade
    Apr 25, 2022
    Hey @elonmusk. Are u paying the whole 44 billion up front or do u have payments. Because thats where they get ya
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    David Spade
    @DavidSpade
    Jul 1, 2019
    We are ath-a-letes
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    Rob Friedman
    @PitchingNinja
    Jun 29, 2019
    Billy Hamilton vs David Spade, Sword Mechanics.
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    David Spade
    @DavidSpade
    Feb 29, 2024
    Im warning you this look is tough to maintain
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    JJ Watt
    @JJWatt
    Feb 28, 2024
    is this better?
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    David Spade
    @DavidSpade
    Jan 2, 2022
    You guys Antonio Brown is in my driveway what do I do.
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    David Spade
    @DavidSpade
    May 7, 2021
    I wonder if @elonmusk on #snl will be a 90 minute infomercial for Doge coin. (Buying it as we speak)
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    David Spade
    @DavidSpade
    Dec 15, 2018
    Hey @Uber , not to sound mean but you should add an option when you order a car that says you want driver to talk or just want it quiet. Some people just want to chill. And some clients want to chat. But it should be a choice. I think ppl would like that
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    David Spade
    @DavidSpade
    Sep 15, 2021
    Normie One of the last comics who just didnt give a fuck
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    David Spade
    @DavidSpade
    Sep 27, 2019
    Universal amphitheater backstage. @chrisrock show. Farley was talking to the camera and Adam said it’s a picture not a video and we laughed
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    David Spade
    @DavidSpade
    Nov 24, 2019
    Gonna def tell my kids I was Kurt Cobain
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