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here’s a reaaallly overcaffeinated version of the end of my single that comes out in three hours
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September
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September
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- twitter for ants: does anyone else lowkey fw the queen? 💬 20K 🔄 20K ❤️ 20K does anyone else lowkey fw the queen? 💬 20K 🔄 20K ❤️ 20K does anyone else lowkey fw the queen? 💬 20K 🔄 20K ❤️ 20K does anyone else lowkey fw the queen? 💬 20K 🔄 20K ❤️ 20K
- yesterday i was at a party and there was some loser in a sweater that just said “hentai” across the front. i said “your shirt sucks” as i drunkenly walked by him and without skipping a beat he turned to his friend and went “bro said my shirt sucks” like that one webcomic irl
- i told the band that if we made 400 dollars in a single night on tour i would take them to red lobster (their idea, not mine). i figured that was a ludicrous amount of money and i wouldn’t have to eat that. night one we made 403
- SEINFELD: i was talking to this girl, and she told me she was seventeen. kramer nods SEINFELD: so i checked her ID KRAMER: of course. have to be sure these days. SEINFELD: 1995! KRAMER: an age regressor! SEINFELD: an age regressor! i walked right out of that bar
- there should be a socially acceptable way to text someone I’m Bored Let’s Make Out Right Now
- THIS PRIDE WE’RE CELEBRATING: trans guys who say smol bean in 2025 bisexual het couples dudes who wear sunglasses trans women with atrophy trans women with many trophies theymabs straight girls who are single
- video will have to do
00:00love my outfit today but i am finding it impossible to take a flattering photo of it so. imagine me in a cute little dress i guess - the world is kind actually
If This Haircut I Scheduled Doesn’t Fix Me I’m Going To Have A Conniption - u can’t just be a whore anymore people will start calling u poly
- being drunk and having a cigarette is so awesome it’s like. i’m drunk and theres a cigarette.
