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Dev Machette
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Dev Machette
@DevMachette_
brand @bettybuzz @bettybooze 🚁 // eternal optimist wrapped in ~relatable~ self deprecation // talking or tiktoking // pastry enthusiast
Joined October 2018
- this type of content from an official government account is disgusting, concerning and weird and truly not enough of you are saying this is disgusting, concerning and weirdASMR: Illegal Alien Deportation Flight 🔊
00:00 - I actually think this is super weird. I’m a huge music fan and I also love Miranda Lambert but those girls could’ve saved up months to see an artist they love and wanted to commemorate their time there. Now this will be their memory. It feels like we should let people enjoyMiranda Lambert stops show to call out two fans taking a selfie: “These girls are worried about their selfie and not listening to the song, it’s pissing me off a little bit. Sorry, I don’t like it at all. We’re here to hear some country music tonight. I’m singing some country
00:00 - Tiktok is prioritizing carousels of still content right now and Instagram is prioritizing videos. I love social media 🤡
- Sex is cool but have you ever made an educated guess about consumer behavior based on previously gathered data and shopping patterns and seen a 2x conversion rate increase?
- The devil works hard, but @stoolpresidente works harder. Name a faster team than @barstoolsports. Podcast out ✔️ Merch out ✔️ UGC happening already ✔️ #callherdaddy #cancelsuitman #vivalastool
00:00 - People can be so sh*tty about this but I love seeing brands use Canva templates. It means they’re trying. It means they are doing a lot with a little (and saving $$) It means they know quick social matters. This is why that app exists. Stop calling people out 🙄
- Stop doubting your content ideas. Seriously. Just create. There is literally a SIX YEAR OLD being paid actual $ and making brand deals bc he "professionally" RATES SHIRLEY TEMPLES. I always think about shirley temple kid when I'm hesitating. There is an audience for everything.
GIF- Everyone’s talking about Barbie but does anyone remember BETTY SPAGHETTY
00:00- Small businesses are closing at a rate of ~800 smb’s per day. Instagram, you really couldn’t give them a swipe up? We just couldn’t go ahead and do that right now?
- Not me, an ENTIRE adult, staying up to listen to this weeks release of @callherdaddy so I can stay up to date on the most recent tiktok drama
