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Ur Takes Suck
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@DickDozer69
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    @DickDozer69
    May 20, 2024
    Replying to @thechosenberg
    I can sympathize with the wife, but sometimes in marriage and relationships you have to suck up your pride and realize that your partner isn’t cheating on you or leaving you by having contact with an ex.
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    @DickDozer69
    May 28, 2024
    Replying to @thechosenberg
    Sounds like middle school to me
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    @DickDozer69
    May 22, 2024
    Replying to @mellybysea and @thechosenberg
    @FBI
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    @DickDozer69
    Apr 28, 2025
    Replying to @memeticsisyphus
    The fact she mentioned “lawry’s” by name is pretty fuckin funny
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    @DickDozer69
    Nov 18, 2024
    Replying to @thechosenberg
    My baby dookied on herself is relentless
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    @DickDozer69
    Mar 15, 2024
    Replying to @mSanterre @RoofOnTheHouse and 3 others
    “Should I go back to work” literally yes my god. Mans is spending 16-18 hours a day away from home god forbid he scrolls reels on the couch after a day like that. No allegations of abuse towards her or the kids it just sounds like she’s mad he isn’t giving her more attention
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    @DickDozer69
    Jul 25, 2025
    Replying to @justalexoki
    Box score is such a good name
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    @DickDozer69
    Jul 13, 2018
    Replying to @SenWarren and @realDonaldTrump
    Is it hard evidence Liz? Have the servers ever been looked at by mueller’s team? Has he interviewed Jillian Assange? Will these 12 Russians ever face a jury so we can know the truth?
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    @DickDozer69
    Apr 17, 2025
    Replying to @retarded__woman
    It’s more A Marriage Story narrativizing modern marriages. He didn’t care about her cuz cookies and she already resents him cuz she does the dishes more often and he makes more money or something to that effect
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    @DickDozer69
    Feb 10, 2025
    Replying to @memeticsisyphus
    This is that particular type of revenue extraction scheme that aids in the public’s negative sentiment towards law enforcement
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    @DickDozer69
    Oct 17, 2024
    Replying to @Raja48
    So the passports and bags of cash were for bartering for guns???
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    @DickDozer69
    May 20, 2024
    Replying to @growing_daniel
    Zhao evidently doesn’t realize that Alaska is basically Siberia and like good luck invading???
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    @DickDozer69
    May 22, 2024
    Replying to @StoicinMN and @thechosenberg
    They always end up working around kids. It’s why instances of child sexual abuse are highest in schools, churches and after school programs. The abusers go to where kids are. Similar to the reasons schools get shot up and not police stations.
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    @DickDozer69
    Sep 1, 2025
    Replying to @thedimitri
    x.com/hipearlrose/st… Jesus fucking Christ lmao
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    @hipearlrose
    Sep 1, 2025
    Replying to @Supersampm
    my points were more like paying people enough to live is good
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