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I told him about my footballing history and he just laughed 😂😂 Told him we could have been teammates in another life 🤣🤣
Sir. Aludah 👑
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Sir. Aludah 👑
@DjAludah
WELCOME TO MY DANCEFLOOR
- I tried to get back the ka money I invested in some Nails parlor.. Councels told me I had no claim since it had been listed as a “Love gift” Sente nenzivako nenzila ku ground. Kalz tozayo love gift!
- One day I will walk to one of these TV stations and settle this battle nonsense.
- Today’s baala rule. Dear Ladies, even when offered, ALWAYS order what you can afford to clear. Last night some jama left 3 ladies with a bill of 2.3m 😂😂😂 I have never seen people sober up so fast😂
- This might rattle a few egos, but Rwandan 🇷🇼 music has gone past our music 🇺🇬 on the global scene.
- Whenever a girl you are hitting on asks you for money.. ask them how much and send it to your Mum instead. 👊
- You watch these football stars week in, week out use them on FIFA, include them in your fantasy football teams and somehow, they creep into your life and become a part of you. Devastating news coming in about Diego Jota.
- 1st time I saw Alien Skin was at Cask on a Thursday. MC Kats brought him on.
- Any song that Weasel drops from now will instantly go on my playlist.. I will juggle it like my career depends on it.
