ordered a hot chocolate in the Dunkin' Donuts drive-thru and instead of just reading my order back to me she said "You want me to make you a hot chocolate?" and all of a sudden i felt i was back in the womb
robnoir
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robnoir
@DocNoirII
kitty cat in a monkey costume
Atlanta, GA
Joined October 2023
- this is sick lol
Winona Ryder loves working with the young co-stars she’s been given over the last several years, but there is one aspect of them she isn’t exactly a fan of: their diminished love of film. Read more: thewrap.com/winona-ryder-y… - this is funnier than anything SNL has ever produced i fear
- friendly reminder that someone having a different opinion about a movie than you is a direct attack on you as a person and you should take it very personally
- my brain sees this shit and abandons all higher level functioning in favor of simply needing to click the button
Did you know when a guy has sex with a girl that his DNA goes into her bones?Readers added contextThere is no evidence that a male’s DNA is retained by the female body after sex, unless the intercourse leads to fertilization. reuters.com/fact-check/stu…- mental image of Nolan on the exercise bike sweaty and on the verge of death and then hearing this.. gotta be one of the funniest things of all timeThey found the Peloton instructor and she’s brutal
- crazy how in Star Wars when you first meet Jar Jar he says "EX-SQUEEZE ME," cuz he's a silly guy and he likes to have some fun. and then in the next movie he's been living on Coruscant for 10 years and he just goes, "excuse me." the city really changed him 😩
- Tarantino being so clearly preoccupied with how film history will remember him, instead of just making his damn art, is ironically going to be remembered as a major negative mark upon the legacy he's treating so preciouslyQuentin Tarantino Didn’t Make His ‘Star Trek’ Movie Because He Didn’t Want It to Be His Last Film trib.al/tuxQhON
- 55-year-old woman I have a crush on asked me for a hug and said that when she thinks of me she sees the person she wants her son to be
