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Eric Sprankle, PsyD
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Eric Sprankle, PsyD
@DrSprankle
Professor of Clinical Psychology • Author of “DIY: The Wonderfully Weird History and Science of Masturbation” • Horror enthusiast
Mankato, MN
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Born December 11
Joined November 2011
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    Eric Sprankle, PsyD
    @DrSprankle
    Jan 15
    AI exposing itself as not fully capable of understanding the depths of human perversion.
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    Eric Sprankle, PsyD
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    Oct 5, 2024
    I tweeted “ejaculation doesn’t have to mark the end of a sexual encounter, but diarrhea typically does” and someone called me an ableist because of IBS.
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    Eric Sprankle, PsyD
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    Mar 2, 2020
    Health tips: • wash your hands • cover your cough • don’t touch your face • unionize so you and your coworkers can collectively bargain for paid sick days
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    Eric Sprankle, PsyD
    @DrSprankle
    Apr 19, 2016
    If you think sex workers "sell their bodies," but coal miners do not, your view of labor is clouded by your moralistic view of sexuality.
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    Eric Sprankle, PsyD
    @DrSprankle
    Jan 21, 2018
    You’re confusing porn with the bible.
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    Eric Sprankle, PsyD
    @DrSprankle
    Apr 17, 2019
    Your midweek reminders: • sex doesn’t have to include love • love doesn’t have to include sex • sex & love don’t have to include commitment • commitment doesn’t have to include sex & love • your life doesn’t have to include sex, romantic love, or commitment • stay hydrated
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    Eric Sprankle, PsyD
    @DrSprankle
    Nov 25, 2022
    “I grew up Catholic” is a euphemism for “I’m into BDSM.”
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    Eric Sprankle, PsyD
    @DrSprankle
    Sep 3, 2019
    Midweek reminders: • gonorrhea is curable • HIV is manageable • PreP is effective • STIs need treatment, not stigma • the HPV vaccine is a motherfucking cancer vaccine
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    Eric Sprankle, PsyD
    @DrSprankle
    Feb 12, 2022
    Replying to @consequence
    Is there a petition to get the chip tested on Elon instead of the monkeys?
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    Eric Sprankle, PsyD
    @DrSprankle
    Jun 27, 2016
    To those who think sex work is degrading, I hope your Monday morning commute to your cubicle is full of empowerment and happiness.
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    Eric Sprankle, PsyD
    @DrSprankle
    Jun 10, 2020
    Petition to replace all racist statues with Sexy Lucifer.
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    Eric Sprankle, PsyD
    @DrSprankle
    Sep 25, 2019
    Masturbation reminders: • it’s healthy when you’re single • it’s healthy when you’re partnered • not all fantasies reflect IRL desires • the bible doesn’t mention vibrators • it’s your body, do as you please
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    Eric Sprankle, PsyD
    @DrSprankle
    Aug 13, 2019
    Reminder for therapists: • sex work is work • sex workers rights are human rights • understand how sex work stigma impacts mental health • don’t assume sex work is a cause or consequence of mental illness • rescue is for kittens, not workers • you’re a therapist, not a cop
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    Eric Sprankle, PsyD
    @DrSprankle
    Oct 8, 2020
    Imagine worshipping a god who, despite creating 100 billion galaxies in the observable universe, is really mad about your dildos.

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