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Dr. Synod
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Dr. Synod
@DrSynod
31yo engineering doctor with too many hobbies.
Detroit, MI
Joined December 2023
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    Dr. Synod
    @DrSynod
    Jan 3, 2025
    Replying to @MarmotRespecter
    Cities stop halfway across the country? Who is building software that fixes this?!?
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    Dr. Synod
    @DrSynod
    Aug 7, 2024
    Replying to @PIHillBelichick
    Trump has seen more combat than Tm Walz lmao
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    Dr. Synod
    @DrSynod
    Feb 4, 2025
    Replying to @jjlavs2
    If Obama did this, democrats would have tried to make a federal holiday commemorating it.
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    Dr. Synod
    @DrSynod
    Mar 2, 2025
    Replying to @DocStrangelove2
    Not a gunshopism, but got a story: >go to LGS run by decent boomer >about 20 minutes from Detroit >browsing handguns, shop phone rings >employee picks up >he pauses for 5 second and the yells “NO WE DONT SELL DRACO BULLETS” and hangs up >says they get calls like that daily Lol
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    Dr. Synod
    @DrSynod
    Apr 9, 2025
    Replying to @HankVenture5
    Fascinating. This tracks with how the federal pensions work. Your pension is equal to (# of years you worked)/100 * (average salary of your 3 highest). So if you get three random promotions in your last three years, your 3-year average skyrockets, so total pension skyrockets.
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    Dr. Synod
    @DrSynod
    Aug 8, 2024
    My favorite part about this image is that people post it and don’t realize there’s a fucking ghost in it on the right side Lmao
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    Dr. Synod
    @DrSynod
    Oct 22, 2024
    Replying to @TheEcho13
    But how am I supposed to read about the first time the author went to Italy ab show much their kids love cake pops on a summer evening if I ONLY have a list of the recipes themselves?!?
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    Dr. Synod
    @DrSynod
    Oct 14, 2024
    Replying to @DocStrangelove2
    Personal observation: every gun store I’ve been in that was owned by a woman has been killer with customer service and prices/options. Every gun store owned by a man except one has been a pain in the ass. And the one was only because we knew the owner Need scientist to explain
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    Dr. Synod
    @DrSynod
    Dec 7, 2024
    Replying to @castiza
    We need to shove you in a locker for a bit
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    Dr. Synod
    @DrSynod
    Feb 23, 2024
    Replying to @gmail
    Hey, so I tried to send an email from my gmail earlier today to a friend and I got a “mailer-daemon” reply? It said that I couldn’t send emails to addresses that weren’t diverse and it suggested sending emails to bipoc addresses instead? Can I get some tech help? Is this normal?
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    Dr. Synod
    @DrSynod
    Apr 11, 2025
    Replying to @HealthyAlfred @UnstoppableDad1 and 3 others
    So you burned 5500 calories a day then, thus putting you in a deficit
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    Dr. Synod
    @DrSynod
    Mar 2, 2025
    Replying to @fumodood and @DocStrangelove2
    Oh, they sold 7.62x39mm. Wannabe gangstas and inner city hoodlums don’t know that’s what the cartridge is called though. Someone asking for “Draco bullets” almost always meant it was a clientele that the shop did not want coming to the store, with so they would lie
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    Dr. Synod
    @DrSynod
    Jul 19, 2024
    Replying to @blacknredtext
    I love Mr. Boss because despite being a creepy ugly wealthy super-boss with weird demonic tendencies, he seems like a really positive guy and he loves his boys!
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    Dr. Synod
    @DrSynod
    Apr 14, 2024
    Replying to @mossacannibalis
    more unrealistic body standards for women smh
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