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Degen CPA
@DrewVento
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Joined July 2023
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    @DrewVento
    Apr 29
    HR put a meeting on my calendar for 9am with no agenda
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    @DrewVento
    Jul 24, 2025
    Girls can be bad at sex too. Lots of times they won’t even know it.
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    @buffys
    Jul 21, 2025
    what opinion about sex will have you like this
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    @DrewVento
    Jul 27, 2025
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    Curiosity
    @CuriosityonX
    Jul 26, 2025
    Aliens have given you 60 seconds to show them two items to prove humanity is worth saving. What do you show them?
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    @DrewVento
    Nov 4, 2025
    the male gender, well known for being very selective on dating apps
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    @DrewVento
    Aug 4, 2025
    i have never met anyone who watches mr beast.
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    MrBeast
    Beast Industries
    @MrBeast
    Aug 4, 2025
    This is what every YouTuber play button looks like
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    @DrewVento
    Jun 25, 2025
    Dating is so fun now a days.
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    Murray Hill Guy
    @MurrayHillGuy1
    Jun 25, 2025
    Dating in NYC summed up wtf 😒
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    @DrewVento
    Aug 1, 2025
    The dubai chocolate trend is 100% artificial for SEO so when you search dubai chocolate you dont get oil sheiks pooping on instagram girls. When i searched dubai chocolate before this, it was ALL girls getting pooped on.
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    @DrewVento
    Apr 4, 2025
    Oh no Coke for me, I just wanted to be in this tiny bathroom with my boys
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    @DrewVento
    Jul 26, 2025
    Replying to @Vinstar66
    how dare the japanese restaurant serve japanese food
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    @DrewVento
    Mar 19, 2025
    White people handle mdma better than they handle spicy food.
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    @DrewVento
    Nov 10, 2025
    WFH employees at 3pm on a tuesday
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    @DrewVento
    May 8, 2025
    Dating in 2025 is fun.
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    @DrewVento
    Jul 25, 2025
    Replying to @Kaysharichh
    it’s 2025
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    @DrewVento
    Jul 21, 2024
    Replying to @BigGuyHimself
    You gay
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