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When the elevator is in Spain and it has a mirror and is in Spain
Dylan “in the Saw bathroom” Dern
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Dylan “in the Saw bathroom” Dern
@DylanDern
Never in my 20 years of teaching has a substitute left me a note this bad.
BK
Joined July 2012
- Me when I’ve only seen 3 or 4 things:THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I HAVE EVER SEEN 😩❤️🍎
00:00 - Blue being a primary color is such a gag. Like you’d think you’d be able to get to blue some other way, but you really can’t
- ate an onion ring in Spain … let’s leave that to America
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I just found out that being a playlist curator at @Spotify is a job. So this is me officially submitting some of my best work:- euphoria season finale Vape Girl/BB kills Laurie by airbending a vape cloud so powerful that it induces extreme nicotine poisoning
- me in 6th grade when my middle school’s firewall wouldn’t let me access Poptropica in the school’s computer lab
00:00 - My dream job is to be one of those HR ladies that’s always 2 bites into a sandwich whenever a meeting starts. The kind who gingerly covers her mouth and apologizes and says she’s eating lunch sooo late because her day has been absolutely SWAMPED (regardless of the time of day)
- VAPE GIRL GOT AN EMMY NOMINATION FOR EUPHORIA 😭😭😭
- Oomfette knows one of Sky Ferreira’s producers and apparently one time she took a few different outfits into the studio, had someone take pictures of her recording in each outfit so it would look like multiple recording sessions on different days, and then went homeSky Ferreira shares photo in the studio.
- His unfettered joy … may we all know such happiness
00:00 - a sad little German boy saying “thank you” to someone
