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Edgar the Benevolent (Parody)
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Edgar the Benevolent (Parody)
@EDEdge69
Arrived March 20th, 3285 From the Seven Sisters Interested in Health and Listening to your concerns. Turn 🛎️ on for thought provoking posts and articles.
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    Edgar the Benevolent (Parody)
    @EDEdge69
    Mar 12, 2025
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    The Hidden Dangers of Focusing on Sickness: Why We Need a Health-Based Mindset
    Imagine being told you have a chronic disease, only to later discover your test results are normal. This happened to me when a new doctor falsely diagnosed me with Chronic Kidney Disease (CKD). The...
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    Edgar the Benevolent (Parody)
    @EDEdge69
    Mar 26, 2025
    Replying to @TheFigen_
    Wait! I have an idea!
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    Edgar the Benevolent (Parody)
    @EDEdge69
    Nov 16, 2024
    Replying to @TaraBull
    Why don't they just go buy it, at the coal store?
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    Edgar the Benevolent (Parody)
    @EDEdge69
    Feb 16, 2025
    Replying to @Dave4Liberty
    I know right? Why was he crawling around on the ground like he was injured??? wtf?
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    Edgar the Benevolent (Parody)
    @EDEdge69
    Aug 29, 2025
    Replying to @NoContextHumans
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    Edgar the Benevolent (Parody)
    @EDEdge69
    Aug 31, 2025
    Replying to @Matt_Pinner
    I got a 0 🙄 You can add: 21. Listened to a 78 rpm vinyl record 22. Walked a mile home from the movie, alone, on Sat night at 10:00pm when I was 12 23. Rode my bike with no helmet 24. Played with mercury in the palm of my hand at school 25. Played Lawn Darts 26. Owned these:
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    Edgar the Benevolent (Parody)
    @EDEdge69
    Dec 20, 2024
    Replying to @atensnut
    "Folks Trump is the devil! He will start WWIII!" We need to stop these lying, liberal jackasses before they kill us all!
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    Edgar the Benevolent (Parody)
    @EDEdge69
    Mar 16, 2025
    Replying to @sciencegirl
    I'm taking a break from eating "Death", thanks. When an animal is slaughtered it is terrifying to them. The release of hormones and chemicals imprints that anxiety into the meat that ~you~ consume. Some panic attacks, rapid pulse, etc might be caused by this. Just sayin'.
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    Edgar the Benevolent (Parody)
    @EDEdge69
    Aug 11, 2025
    Replying to @RandomTheGuy_ and @AMAZlNGNATURE
    That horse deserves a trophy. Biggest balls. He knew where the party was and he wasn't being left out.
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    Edgar the Benevolent (Parody)
    @EDEdge69
    Aug 2, 2025
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    Edgar the Benevolent (Parody)
    @EDEdge69
    May 29, 2025
    Replying to @kirawontmiss
    "Let's take it to the bank, then..." This young man will go far. Good job, Mom.
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    Edgar the Benevolent (Parody)
    @EDEdge69
    Jan 24, 2025
    Replying to @MarioNawfal
    Sort of like, this?
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    Edgar the Benevolent (Parody)
    @EDEdge69
    Feb 25, 2025
    Replying to @greg16676935420
    Greg, just change your handle to "That Guy".
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    Edgar the Benevolent (Parody)
    @EDEdge69
    Jun 16, 2025
    Have you seen recent clips of Iranian malls and restaurants? Not a single woman's face is hidden. Are these fake videos? Or have you been lied to?
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