Ethan
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Ethan
@EZebroni
Twin Boy Dad. Girl Dad. Turo Power Host. 🇺🇸 *Satire*
- I invited some new friends over for dinner. I figured we would make them a nice steak dinner to celebrate our new friendship. I reached out and asked how they liked their steak cooked. They responded “Well done for both of us, please!” Should I cancel? I think I’m going to
- Today, I received a violation notice from my HOA for “weeds growing in driveway”so I asked @OpenAI ChatGPT to write a Shakespearean-style letter apologizing for the violation and sent it via email to my HOA… To the Honorable Members of the [Redacted] Homeowners Association,
- One year ago today, I took delivery of my Cybertruck. 30k miles later. It’s the best vehicle ever made.
- Replying to @EZebroniA worse response: “we will pass on the steaks and just have salad”
- The fact that an 8 hour roadtrip becomes almost 10 hours solely because you have to charge multiple times is the reason EV adoption is slowing rapidly.
- Elon, we need a bigger Tesla in order to have bigger families! Can we get a large SUV that comfortably seats 7+ with room for a dog and luggage? The American people want it. @elonmusk
- BREAKING: Ford rescues Tesla Cybertruck after it struggles to carry small payload up a snowy hill x.com/AstroJordy/sta…
- This is the greatest vehicle I’ve ever owned! The launch is awesome but the sustained power over 60mph is where this thing really shines! #plaidarmy @Tesla @elonmusk
- Imagine being Canadian.
