I was in a job interview the manager handed me his laptop and said..
" I want you to try and sell this to me.""
So I put it in my bag and walked out of the building and went home.
Eventually he called me and said "Bring it back here right now!!"
I said "it is 30k."
MAKE NOISE FOR ZIMMERMAN!
MAKE NOISE FOR ZIMMERMAN!
MAKE NOISE FOR ZIMMERMAN!
MAKE NOISE FOR ZIMMERMAN!
MAKE NOISE FOR ZIMMERMAN!
MAKE NOISE FOR ZIMMERMAN!
MAKE NOISE FOR ZIMMERMAN!
MAKE NOISE FOR ZIMMERMAN!
MAKE NOISE FOR ZIMMERMAN!
MAKE NOISE FOR ZIMMERMAN!
MAKE
My contract says I'm supposed to work from 9 am to 5 pm.
At exactly 5 pm, I quickly pack my laptop and rush to the restroom to change into my running gear. As I was leaving, my manager was like:
Manager: you leaving early...
I look at him expressionlessly. Then responded