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Emaperidol MD
@Emaperidol
Pediatric & AYA Hematologist/Oncologist. Comedy. Alum @Cornell @WeillCornell @SIUSOM @WashUMedicine
Northeast, USA
Born October 3
Joined September 2011
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    Emaperidol MD
    @Emaperidol
    Dec 16, 2020
    My boyfriend got his covid vaccine yesterday and I can tell you the most prominent side effect is the inability to shut up about getting the covid vaccine
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    Emaperidol MD
    @Emaperidol
    Feb 22, 2024
    My sister went to her favorite Karaoke spot last week and found out they closed down because they didn’t have the proper permit. She helped them file the proper paperwork to reopen and represented them for free, because she needs her post work karaoke sessions on Thursdays 😂😭
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    Emaperidol MD
    @Emaperidol
    Jun 6, 2024
    Me: Did you just… hit your vape in my clinic? 18 yo patient: Yes lol Me: Don’t do that again or I will have to smack you buddy 18yo: *looks at his mom* Can she talk to me like that?! Pt’s mom: Yes and she can also smack you 😂😂
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    Emaperidol MD
    @Emaperidol
    Dec 17, 2020
    Replying to @Emaperidol
    I don’t have anything to promote except go out & donate some blood, wear your masks, stay safe for the holidays. And someone help me buy my man a PS5 for christmas
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    Emaperidol MD
    @Emaperidol
    Dec 17, 2020
    i will ask him but i dont think he’s familiar with the term 6 inch
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    Emaperidol MD
    @Emaperidol
    Jul 25, 2024
    my ex from 10 years ago who i haven’t spoken to since called me today to tell me he thinks im the one and he loves me? i’m sorry but literally who are you i genuinely forget, that was pre med school, like the person you are looking for is no longer alive this is patrick
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    Emaperidol MD
    @Emaperidol
    May 15, 2024
    Thread on how to flirt with different specialties. #1 Internal Medicine
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    Emaperidol MD
    @Emaperidol
    Dec 17, 2020
    Replying to @Emaperidol
    Help me FIND*** I don’t want your money thanks lads
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    Emaperidol MD
    @Emaperidol
    Jun 6, 2024
    Replying to @Emaperidol
    It’s not even about EVALI or cancer its just lame bro
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    Emaperidol MD
    @Emaperidol
    Jul 7, 2020
    I called my attending babe yesterday and now I would like to quit residency
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    Emaperidol MD
    @Emaperidol
    Dec 11, 2023
    I recognized my 5 year old cousin on the news when she said her name, right before she told the reporter that she’s hungry and hasn’t had a meal in 2 weeks. I’m walking into my clinic rn, where I can’t talk about any of this out loud. Give me a wellness module for that.
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    Emaperidol MD
    @Emaperidol
    Dec 5, 2021
    -Date going extremely poorly- Him: It’s murder. What if YOU were aborted as a fetus? Me: I would have been spared from this conversation.
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    Emaperidol MD
    @Emaperidol
    Jun 24, 2021
    “How can you be a pediatrician who doesn’t want to have kids?” you go to medschool and then do a peds resdiency. Next question
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    Emaperidol MD
    @Emaperidol
    Apr 29, 2024
    The DSM-5 Horoscope 🤝 “omg that’s so me!”
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