Nothing about this day made any sense
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M.E🪻
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M.E🪻
@Emmys
The official Twitter account for the Emmy Awards. No thanks on the DMs, I’m good actually
Born August 22
Joined November 2008
- Told my 56-year-old coworker that I’m a bit anti-social and he said “yeah I noticed that about you, you don’t necessarily light up a room”
- Tall people act like they earned it
- Epstein killed himself because he was going to be acquitted due to a complete lack of evidence
- We call them “red onions” despite everyone knowing they’re purple, this is the type of chaos we are forced to endure
- Lady in the gym locker room said “creatures of habit, aren’t we” as we both arbitrarily gravitated to the same locker we usually choose, and now I hear her voice everytime I lean into familiarity
- I don’t have the gene that makes me want to have a “crumbl cookie”
- What just happened to me, mosquitologically, can never happen again
- One time someone I know ran into John Lovitz on the street and was like “John Lovitz??” To which he replied “Jealous ?!!” I think about that often.
- When people have a phone case wallet it’s like oh, so you want to be truly fucked if you lose that thing
- People playing pickleball on the court next to me kept loudly exclaiming “pickle” while playing and I’m not sure if that’s an actual rule of the game but my opinion of pickleball is so low not even this could lower it
- So many people have absolutely no values, and they get so mad when they see people care about others because it reminds them of their own lack
- Brushing my teeth with my non-dominant hand to encourage new neural pathways to form
