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John Halo
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This is Spartan 117
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    John Halo
    @EpicMasterChief
    Nov 23, 2024
    Like I GAF. Pass me another straightened rebar brother
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    Matt Dursh
    @MattDursh
    Nov 22, 2024
    Do not ever straighten rebar like this. I cannot emphasize how bad this is for structural integrity of reinforced concrete structures.
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    Bjorn Spruytte
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    Bjorn Spruytte
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    John Halo
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    Feb 6, 2024
    Stop hitting it with the dirt conjuring hammer idiot
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    Interesting AF
    Fixated
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    Feb 5, 2024
    The reason bus seats have wild patterns and vibrant colours is to hide how dirty they are
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    John Halo
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    Dec 26, 2023
    reading r/smalldickproblems and r/bigdickproblems to get both sides of the story
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    John Halo
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    Sep 9, 2025
    Sharks, I present to you the first every pair of gray sweatpants designed for growers by growers
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    John Halo
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    Jul 5, 2024
    Do gay guys just have like 800 pics of women with botched facelifts saved to their phones
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    John Halo
    @EpicMasterChief
    Oct 19, 2025
    lmao this idiot doesn't know why
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    Curiosity
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    Oct 14, 2025
    If you collapse an underwater bubble with a sound wave, light is produced, and nobody knows why.
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    John Halo
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    Jun 28, 2023
    Fall out boy racking their brains for 40 seconds trying to figure out what rhymes with George Floyd before finally settling on Metroid
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    John Halo
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    May 4, 2025
    Marron 5 if he was gay: I’m at a gay phooone
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    John Halo
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    Oct 22, 2024
    Fuck off kid
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    P Diddy Oiled Me
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    Oct 22, 2024
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    John Halo
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    Jun 3, 2025
    Computer stop pretending to be my girlfriend for a sec: What is the oil capacity of a 2003 Honda Accord. Ok resume being my girlfriend
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    John Halo
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    Jul 30, 2025
    Is there really a big ass ferris wheel at Chernobyl or did they make that up for cod 4
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    John Halo
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    Mar 28, 2024
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    John Halo
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    Mar 28, 2024
    I'm still watching the GTA IV playthrough with traffic at 1000% speed and it never stops being funny
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    John Halo
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    Sep 8, 2025
    It was fairly obvious for years that Tesla was doing the equivalent of turning off their body cams in high profile crashes
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    Faiz Siddiqui
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    Aug 29, 2025
    New: Tesla said it didn't have critical data in a fatal crash. Then a hacker found it. "For any reasonable person, it was obvious the data was there." The story of white hat hacker @greentheonly's role in the case the led to a $243 million verdict against Tesla.
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    John Halo
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    Aug 14, 2024
    “Rawdogging a flight could kill you” “One of the most dangerous trends”
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