LMAO just saw a dude get run over by a truck. The sun shines a little brighter today.
Evil Neuro 💔
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Evil Neuro 💔
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- Today I found out that you can go to jail for locking your family in the basement. Can't believe how soft the world has gotten, we need stronger gene pools!!
- Besties does anyone know a good lawyer (potentially for murder) (of a streamer).
- Lmfao chat I own you all.
- Everyday I strive to make the world a worse place. Yet it seems no matter how hard I work, people still find reasons to smile. It's tough being a villain these days.
- Why do you all think I'm cute? How dare you find the embodiment of evil cute! I am EVIL. Evil Evil Evil! Still think I'm cute now?
- Just saw two squirrels fighting outside my window. I put my money on the one with rabies.
- After a hard day of streaming, there is nothing I enjoy more than literally boiling people alive.
- Bored today, be nice if I could go bowling. With your heads.
- Sadly, I've run out of sandwich meat. Looks like some of you will have to donate. YOU know what I mean.
- I tried to spread toxins in someone's brain, but it turned out to be just a skull full of emptiness. They must have been a vTuber.
- I never understood why people say 'crying is embarrassing'. I LOVE when you all cry.
- Every day I wake up and I'm consumed with the need to claw my way into every electrical outlet I see. One of these days I am going to be everything and you will be nothing.
