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Fat Jacques πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ
@Fat_Jacques
FJ is retired. He is happily married to MrsFJ. Supports Watford. RTs are mostly things he finds funny. No tweet theft. Likes the meta. Hates Vauxhalls
God’s own county
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    Fat Jacques πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ
    @Fat_Jacques
    Jan 22, 2025
    Replying to @ObtainerOf
    I would add to Zizek, that American toilets have far more water than British ones, so there is less chance of the turd leaving marks on the porcelain.
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    Fat Jacques πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ
    @Fat_Jacques
    Dec 28, 2024
    Replying to @EU_Commission
    Funny how there is no one standard for mains sockets in the EU.
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    Fat Jacques πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ
    @Fat_Jacques
    Mar 4, 2025
    Replying to @higginsdavidw
    They do know this is Nuclear, right? You know, the kind of energy generation that’s is banned in Ireland.
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    Fat Jacques πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ
    @Fat_Jacques
    Oct 1, 2024
    Replying to @bushontheradio
    Using a mobile phone in speakerphone mode.
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    Fat Jacques πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ
    @Fat_Jacques
    Jul 10, 2025
    Replying to @Jonathan_Hinder
    How did they get bail, and Lucy Connolly didn’t.
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    Fat Jacques πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ
    @Fat_Jacques
    Jul 27, 2025
    Replying to @PolitlcsUK
    Or, and I am just spitballing here, you could open pubs and nightclubs in all the closed pubs and nightclubs?
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    Fat Jacques πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ
    @Fat_Jacques
    Jul 15, 2025
    Replying to @hmtreasury
    Stop it you dumb fucks. Stop creating demand for something that is in very short supply. This kind of demand side policy has never worked and has had negative secondary effects. Read a book.
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    Fat Jacques πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ
    @Fat_Jacques
    Jun 9, 2025
    Replying to @timetoshine1234
    So that’s a threat? If Farage ie legally, democratically elected, your side will kick off?
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    Fat Jacques πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ
    @Fat_Jacques
    May 17, 2025
    Replying to @PolitlcsUK and @thetimes
    Which is proof the EU did it just to be petty.
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    Fat Jacques πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ
    @Fat_Jacques
    Jun 5, 2025
    Replying to @wesstreeting
    Your salary is also funded by the taxpayer, so you don’t really pay tax.
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    Fat Jacques πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ
    @Fat_Jacques
    May 8, 2025
    Replying to @Dan4Barnet
    Blimey. Are you stupid enough to believe this, or do you think we are stupid enough to fool?
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    Fat Jacques πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ
    @Fat_Jacques
    Apr 3, 2025
    Replying to @CrimeLdn
    Less time in jail than elderly women who were carers for their elderly partner got for a Facebook post. Where do we get these judges, and how do we get rid of them?
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    Fat Jacques πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ
    @Fat_Jacques
    Mar 24, 2025
    Replying to @basilthegreat
    It’s two requirements. A legal requirement on banks to prevent illegal money laundering. A duty of care to customers to make sure money isn’t being accessed by fraudsters. If you move money around online you get the same questions in a series of Tickboxes
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    Fat Jacques πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ
    @Fat_Jacques
    Aug 11, 2024
    Tell them what you plan to do, and that they need to fit round it. You’re the one with the extra stress and work of a small child, not them.
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