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Fattus Prickus a ɛwɔ hɔ
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Fattus Prickus a ɛwɔ hɔ
@FattusPrickus
“In a timeline full of exhaustingly hyper-intense and emotive topics, be a FattusPrickus” - @whitts7062. Tough with polished edges. Full time Disco Cottager.
Edinburgh, Scotland
Joined August 2019
- It’s been nearly a full day and I haven’t seen a single one of you doing it so I’ll do it my fucking self. Gary Barlow and Gary Barhigh.
- Replying to @FattusPrickusJust realised my tweet contains more words than his whole email. Superb stuff.
- Replying to @The_One1001I’m all for the not here to muck about attitude, that’s why he won the award of apprenticeship enquiry email of the day
- Cancelling the arts is cunty behaviour. Due to perform one day before the orange order twirl their wee gimpy batons and wank their drums too. Very telling.Kneecap axed from TRNSMT line-up over 'safety concerns'. buff.ly/yLuDqP1
- I never fully believed that these places existed but I’ve just seen them with my own eyes. Get me the fuck out of here.
- YAAAASSSS, Scotland. Into these constantly mentioning 66, werthers original sucking, shite flag having “let’s stick bells on our shins, wave hankies and hit each other with sticks and call it dancing”, “I’m not eating that foreign muck, I’ll stick with me scratchings” saying..
- Portabelli 🤌So, whit part of Italy are ye's aw fae? 🇮🇹
- Replying to @danc112No problem whatsoever, I loved it. Exactly how it should be
- Early contender for Bathroom Door Of The Day.
- Mental that Bonnyrigg Rose get deducted points and need to level their pitch when Dundee FC got away with having a deep end.
