Replying to @KeatonPatti
I know this is a gag, but I so badly want it to be real.
Faye Hausendorff
44.3K posts
Faye Hausendorff
@FayeH321
Jewish, Baltimore born and bred, Government worker, interested in politics, full of snark but with a smidgen of hope for humanity.
Joined June 2011
- Replying to @TheBabylonBeeThe response tweets to this post should be part of the satire at this point.
- Replying to @IVMiles and @redsteezeSome of us are old enough to remember Joe Rogan as an enthusiastic Bernie Bro. That’s how insane the left became. They redpilled a *Bernie Bro.*
- Replying to @ItalyinIsrael @ItalyMFA_int and 3 othersI’m legit left wondering if this is a show of support or top-tier trolling.
- Replying to @Daily_MailUS and @DailyMailHe had sex with a woman? That *is* a surprise.
- Replying to @MattWalshBlogI know this sounds pedantic, but I’m highly bothered by how inaccurate the Tom Brady comparison is. Brady *won* his games. She keeps getting divorced, so she’s *losing* at marriage. She’s not the Tom Brady of marriage, she’s the Jacksonville Jaguars.
- Replying to @ItsLelandDonald Trump will now go down in history as a two-time American President. Kamala Harris will just, as always, go down.
- Replying to @RepSwalwell and @neeratandenEric, rest assured that nobody can ever question your commitment to giving Asian girls plenty of "opportunities."
- Replying to @greg_price11Yeah, that’s not a sexual relationship. That’s statutory rape.
- Replying to @Caitlyn_Jenner and @DonaldJTrumpJrLearn how to spell it first, maybe?
- But let's keep pushing those lockdowns and keeping kids from team sports and other physical activity.Diabetes surges among American youth, study shows reut.rs/3yfa6kA
- Replying to @StopAntisemites@IthacaNYSchools, do you support having an out and proud Jew-hater as a special education teacher?! Students requiring special education services are more vulnerable by their nature. Imagine the level of harm Jen Curley could do to Israeli or Jewish students in her class.
- Replying to @NickFondacaroSo how many artists are going to stop working with ABC, or appearing on @TheView, because of the dangerous misinformation @WhoopiGoldberg is spreading? During a time of rising anti-Semitism, no less.
- Does he have any f*cking idea how ludicrous he sounds to the average normal person? Why should every single government around the world pay for his security? He’s a private citizen now, by his own choice. He can pay for his own needs! Lazy, spoiled, entitled grifter.
