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Benny Feldman
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Benny Feldman
@Feldfrog
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Joined February 2010
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    Benny Feldman
    @Feldfrog
    Jun 1
    Butterfly Pavilion - Special Taping πŸ‘½πŸ¦‹
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    Benny Feldman
    @Feldfrog
    Oct 12, 2025
    My buddy lost his job to AI. It was his job to chug thousands of gallons of water at a data center
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    Benny Feldman
    @Feldfrog
    Dec 16, 2020
    can he do that??
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    Benny Feldman
    @Feldfrog
    Sep 27, 2025
    Sometimes you go to a city and it’s like. Okay yeah, I guess that yogurt company had to have a headquarters somewhere
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    Benny Feldman
    @Feldfrog
    Mar 15, 2023
    I would sit down with Squidward and be the first person to just truly listen.
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    Benny Feldman
    @Feldfrog
    Dec 26, 2024
    Limos are such a funny status symbol. Like yeah, I’m rich. Did you see how long my car
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    Benny Feldman
    @Feldfrog
    Nov 14, 2024
    can he do that??
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    Benny Feldman
    @Feldfrog
    Jan 15, 2023
    (Guy who’s been in two relationships) There are two types of women,
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    Benny Feldman
    @Feldfrog
    Dec 7, 2022
    Ratatouille is the name of the food. The rat is called doctor ratatouille
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    Benny Feldman
    @Feldfrog
    Dec 20, 2024
    My son just came home after getting a ton of body modifications. Looks like he got the feathers of a duck, the beak of a duck, the feet of a duck, Honestly this might not be my son
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    Benny Feldman
    @Feldfrog
    Apr 24, 2021
    Every freakin' time!!!!
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    Benny Feldman
    @Feldfrog
    Jan 2, 2025
    When playing chess, one of the most devastating moves your opponent can play is the dreaded check mate. This pretty much fucks you
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    Benny Feldman
    @Feldfrog
    Dec 19, 2024
    For sale: ship of theseus Condition: used, like new
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    Benny Feldman
    @Feldfrog
    Nov 8, 2023
    (The gaslighting magician) This is your card
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