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Fergus Craig
@FergusCraig
Actor writer comedy person. Rep: Curtis Brown. New book now... geni.us/MurdererRetire…
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    Fergus Craig
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    Aug 29, 2025
    My next book cover changed again, by the way. Basically, the Australian and New Zealand publishers said that they liked the UK cover but they also liked the colours on the American cover and then we decided that we agreed, so now this is also the UK cover.
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    Fergus Craig
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    Dec 31, 2020
    It's already 2021 in New Zealand. That's what happens when you have a woman Prime Minister who knows what she's doing. UK lagging behind again.
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    Fergus Craig
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    Jul 5, 2022
    Fair play to Chris Pincher. I’ve had some big nights but never drank so much that it brought down a government.
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    Fergus Craig
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    Jan 26, 2022
    Sue Gray should just suddenly release the report onto everyone's phones like that U2 album.
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    Fergus Craig
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    Nov 15, 2024
    Mike Tyson, as good as he once was, is just too old to be fighting Jake Paul. Time for Kamala Harris to step in.
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    Fergus Craig
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    Sep 1, 2022
    Me after the savings from my new kettle.
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    Fergus Craig
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    Oct 25, 2023
    I’m in one of those pubs ran by people who’ve never been to a pub.
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    Fergus Craig
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    Aug 31, 2024
    Just remembered that Prince did 21 nights at the O2 arena and every single ticket was £31.
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    Fergus Craig
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    Jan 7, 2025
    Carabao have done well to sponsor the league cup for pushing a decade, whilst maintaining their record of not one person in Britain ever trying their product.
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    Fergus Craig
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    Dec 3, 2020
    Matt Hancock meets a woman. Sound on.
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    Fergus Craig
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    Jun 3, 2020
    When they finished sixth on X Factor I remember thinking, those boys will be at the centre of the resistance in the week that the full apparatus of the American state is violently turned upon its people by the host of The Apprentice.
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    Jun 2, 2020
    #BlackLivesMatter
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    Fergus Craig
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    Jan 1, 2024
    It's easy to forget just how mental the first year of the pandemic sent this country.
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    Sarah Packer
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    Jan 1, 2021
    Sir Captain Tom Moore lit up by drones in the sky and surrounded by dazzling fireworks! Incredible #NewYearsEve
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    Fergus Craig
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    Apr 26, 2022
    To get a passport for your child you have to be friends with someone from a ‘recognised profession’. Such a weird rule. It’s basically, “before we can let you go on holiday, you have to prove to us that you know someone middle class”
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    Fergus Craig
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    Jul 10, 2021
    Someone under 30 celebrating a goal.
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