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Marcus Fitzpatrick
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Marcus Fitzpatrick
@FitzMagix
Shoot 360 / Wild Rock GC | Carroll U Alum | 8x AWL | Cat Dad | Shot Clock Advocate
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Joined October 2010
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    Marcus Fitzpatrick
    @FitzMagix
    Nov 10, 2024
    Replying to @chitowncw
    Why we taking sacks for 4 str8 weeks to move us outta fg range
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    Marcus Fitzpatrick
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    Aug 21, 2019
    Parents: So how's the job search going? Me: I applied to like 5 jobs today. Parents: nice! Me actually:
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    Marcus Fitzpatrick
    @FitzMagix
    Jul 5, 2017
    If you ain't obsessed with her then she ain't it.
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    Marcus Fitzpatrick
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    Jun 14, 2019
    815 ————> NBA champ #BetOnYourself
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    Marcus Fitzpatrick
    @FitzMagix
    Aug 29, 2022
    13 days until my mood is completely reliant on the Chicago Bears.
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    Marcus Fitzpatrick
    @FitzMagix
    Jan 23, 2025
    Replying to @netflix
    I love kd
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    Marcus Fitzpatrick
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    Dec 10, 2017
    Today while lifeguarding a kid wouldn’t get out of the pool when his mom told him too. So I said “you don’t want me to tell Santa you’re being bad do you?” he looked me dead in the eye and said “Santa ain’t real, I’m not stupid!” I’ve never been so fucking shook by a 7 year old.
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    Marcus Fitzpatrick
    @FitzMagix
    Apr 19, 2019
    The state of Illinois is a fucking joke
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    Marcus Fitzpatrick
    @FitzMagix
    Jun 15, 2020
    Wouldn’t let my mother or gf within 10 miles of poopys this Friday
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    Marcus Fitzpatrick
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    Jan 12, 2018
    Thanks for putting up with us for 16 years Dusty. You were a real pup and will be missed lil buddy ❤️
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    Marcus Fitzpatrick
    @FitzMagix
    Dec 19, 2020
    Accidentally caught this gem today. He survived
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    Marcus Fitzpatrick
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    Feb 10, 2018
    #NewProfilePic
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    Marcus Fitzpatrick
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    Jun 27, 2018
    I’m no farmer but I gauge my summers by how tall the corn is, shits already tall af.
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    Marcus Fitzpatrick
    @FitzMagix
    Apr 12, 2024
    Replying to @TheMikeLiPetri
    How come you can’t bench 225?
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