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Five Times August
@FiveTimesAugust
Husband. Father. Songwriter. Music available on iTunes/Amazon/Spotify 🇺🇸
Dallas, TX
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Joined February 2009
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    Five Times August
    @FiveTimesAugust
    Jun 27, 2024
    "Liars, Cheats, and Crooks" by Five Times August Out now where digital music is sold & streamed. Get it today: li.sten.to/dkw2dlzh
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    Five Times August
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    Jan 20, 2025
    MAGA 2024: “I’m sick of seeing gay pride stuff everywhere…” MAGA 2025:
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    Five Times August
    @FiveTimesAugust
    Nov 11, 2024
    Kamala Harris had a billion dollars to win an election. She gave it all to millionaires and ended up 20 million in debt. And that, my friends, is exactly how she was going to run the country.
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    Five Times August
    @FiveTimesAugust
    Jun 8, 2023
    Nobody is afraid of gay people. Have you considered the possibility, though, that the vast majority of America is just exhausted of an obnoxious, self absorbed, entitled, narcissistic, confused and angry rainbow cult religion being shoved down our families throats every single
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    Five Times August
    @FiveTimesAugust
    Aug 12, 2024
    “Stabby Road” 👀
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    PolitiZoid
    @PolitiZoid
    Aug 12, 2024
    #London 2024
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    Five Times August
    @FiveTimesAugust
    Apr 28, 2025
    Never Forget.
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    Five Times August
    @FiveTimesAugust
    Jan 12, 2025
    "I was like SCREW YOU GOVERNMENT, YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO. But then I did do what they told me to do. And then I mandated everyone at my company get the shot. And then I donated $400 million dollars to help get Biden elected. But rest assured, the whole time I was doing it
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    Five Times August
    @FiveTimesAugust
    Apr 20, 2022
    When your book report on space is due and you didn’t do any of it…
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    Five Times August
    @FiveTimesAugust
    Mar 22, 2023
    Nobody cares that you're gay. Nobody is scared of you being trans. What people are sick of is the disgustingly obsessive propaganda and programming that is pushed through every form of media by every major corporation in an attempt to confuse young minds not old enough to
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    Five Times August
    @FiveTimesAugust
    Mar 27, 2024
    Does everybody basically feel the same way right now? Is there a looming “end times” vibe in the air?
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    Five Times August
    @FiveTimesAugust
    Dec 9, 2022
    Replying to @eltonofficial
    Know what saddens me? Artists like you who kept silent these last few years in the face of world wide tyranny. You had a chance to stand against the establishment like a true rock and roller but instead you joined the regime. Shame on you and every other artist who followed suite
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    Five Times August
    @FiveTimesAugust
    Mar 2, 2021
    Isn’t it great we live in a world where Cardi B’s WAP can be a number one hit song while 80 year old children’s books are being canceled? We’ve finally got our priorities in order, haven’t we?
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    Five Times August
    @FiveTimesAugust
    Sep 18, 2024
    Soooo… nobody going to ask the outspoken celebrity advocate against human trafficking Ashton Kutcher @aplusk how he missed his literal “BFF” Diddy being a sex trafficker? 🤷‍♂️
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    Five Times August
    @FiveTimesAugust
    Jul 8, 2025
    The average person can make a meme video like this in minutes and the government expects us to take them at their word on the “enhanced” Epstein footage they just put out. 😵‍💫
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    Dylan Danger
    @RealDylanDanger
    Jul 8, 2025
    Guys I found the missing minute from the Epstein video
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