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Dan Olson
@FoldableHuman
Albertan documentarian behind In Search of a Flat Earth, Line Goes Up, and The Future is a Dead Mall Not actually a duck [email protected]
Calgary, Canada
youtube.com/foldingideas
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    Dan Olson
    @FoldableHuman
    Apr 17
    Why was I invited to Beast Studios?
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    Dan Olson
    @FoldableHuman
    May 20, 2019
    Say what you will about the #GameOfThronesFinale, the John Hughes homage was a bold choice to end on.
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    Dan Olson
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    Jan 24, 2022
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    Dan Olson
    @FoldableHuman
    Jun 5, 2023
    No one in any of the demonstrations are wearing glasses.
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    Tim Cook
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    Jun 5, 2023
    Welcome to the era of spatial computing with Apple Vision Pro. You’ve never seen anything like this before!
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    Dan Olson
    @FoldableHuman
    Aug 15, 2023
    AITA for marrying my best friend? Edit: who I met through a mutual acquaintance Edit 2: the acquaintance is my daughter Edit 3: they know each other from school Edit 4: the school is Jr. High Edit 5: but they're starting college now Edit 6: we've been married for 3 years
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    Dan Olson
    @FoldableHuman
    Jan 14, 2021
    Look at all of you, singing sea shanties like you're in a high stress state, isolated in a confined space for months on end, clinging to the hope that months from now you'll be free to go drinking and wenching to your heart's content.
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    Dan Olson
    @FoldableHuman
    Mar 7, 2024
    July 18, 2008 “I wish my boyfriend would stop doing his awful Gollum impression, it’s been years and I’m so tired” A finger on the monkey’s paw curls “Hey, honey, are you excited to see The Dark Knight?!”
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    Dan Olson
    @FoldableHuman
    Jan 21, 2022
    Line Goes Up - The Problem With NFTs
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    Dan Olson
    @FoldableHuman
    Jun 16, 2019
    How to go rags-to-riches like Elon Musk 1 part hard work 1 part good ideas 2 parts assemble a good team 50 parts have a dad who owns half of a colonialist emerald mine
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    Dan Olson
    @FoldableHuman
    Oct 14, 2023
    It's so funny that AI art folks are like "my prompts are very finely crafted, they are my art" and then the prompts are like "photorealistic, insane quality, extremely detailed, masterpiece, professionally color graded, viral on Artstation, viral on Twitter, viral photo"
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    Dan Olson
    @FoldableHuman
    Feb 25, 2023
    Watched a "metaverse wedding" where two VC celebrities had a wedding in Decentraland sponsored by Taco Bell and MC'd by Kal Penn and it was easily the most pathetic thing I've seen in several years across every vector.
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    Dan Olson
    @FoldableHuman
    Mar 6, 2021
    Teens deserve a living wage, too, and paying a teen “like an adult” is a good idea for a number of reasons. 1) it’s moral 2) there are no downsides to teens having financial independence 3) many teens are the primary provider for their family 4) teens buy stuff
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    Dan Olson
    @FoldableHuman
    Nov 20, 2018
    Media: AOC only has $7000 in her savings account. Actual people under the age of 40: Wow, $7000?! I want $7000, how do I get $7000?
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    Dan Olson
    @FoldableHuman
    Jun 28, 2020
    A vigil is a funerary ritual, a component of social grieving. Armed government goons attacking one is the kind of nakedly obvious terrorism campaign that would earn someone a Pulitzer if they wrote about it happening in Kandahar.
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    Anonymous Platypus
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    Jun 28, 2020
    Aurora PD breaking up the peaceful violin vigil for the very kid they murdered. #ElijahMclain
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