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The FA
@FootballAssoc
Unapologetically oppressing English Football since 1863. *Parody, obviously.
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    The FA
    @FootballAssoc
    May 10, 2016
    The FA strongly condones the savoury incidents this evening involving both the Manchester United team coach outside West Ham United's...
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    The FA
    @FootballAssoc
    Jul 6, 2018
    It’s coming home.
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    The FA
    @FootballAssoc
    Mar 7, 2015
    clearly that the amount of saliva that left Cisse's mouth was significantly more than that of Evans.
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    The FA
    @FootballAssoc
    Mar 7, 2015
    Replying to @MaxNancarrow
    @MaxNancarrow Your hair confuses the FA about life.
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    The FA
    @FootballAssoc
    Mar 7, 2012
    The FA are currently investigating reports that Liverpool and England striker Andy Carroll may have used the Carling Cup for Jägerbombs.
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    The FA
    @FootballAssoc
    Mar 7, 2015
    Contrary to popular belief, Cisse's ban was not longer because of previous offences this season. It was longer because video footage shows
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    The FA
    @FootballAssoc
    Oct 30, 2013
    @MrKingBarns Hi Matt. Unfortunately the referee is unable to use the methods of Sky + or Virgin to pause the game like you have done.
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    The FA
    @FootballAssoc
    Sep 12, 2013
    @SeanySpurs61 Hi Seán. I'm afraid there isn't much we can do. However, you can remain happy in the knowledge that their team is woeful.
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    The FA
    @FootballAssoc
    Mar 24, 2015
    @SocialistBhoy Thanks. We always did pride ourselves on being better than the @ScottishFA, which isn't too much work thankfully!
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    The FA
    @FootballAssoc
    Mar 9, 2012
    Roberto Di Matteo has defended Chelsea against accusations that the players wield too much power, in a statement written by Frank Lampard.
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    The FA
    @FootballAssoc
    Mar 8, 2015
    @TeamTan1985 You can't ban someone just because their facial hair is a bit dodgy.
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    The FA
    @FootballAssoc
    Mar 7, 2015
    An FA statement on the spitting incident is coming soon.
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    The FA
    @FootballAssoc
    Mar 7, 2015
    There is a lot of confusion over the bans handed out to MUFC's Evans and NUFC's Cisse. There's a clear reason one player got a larger ban.
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    The FA
    @FootballAssoc
    Sep 5, 2013
    Replying to @ABChaplinsBoot
    @MitchMoth Hi Mitch. We're very sorry to hear that. Anyone who helps to lower England in the world rankings is highly valued to us.

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