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@FordonUbell
24 poly but in the glot way not the amory way
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    @FordonUbell
    Mar 20, 2025
    man people miss the joke in my bio so often im seriously considering changing it but my friends like it and dont want me to
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    @FordonUbell
    Sep 21, 2024
    Replying to @KathKhloe and @saintdoII
    you only would wear that to the office now bc the trendsetters wore them to the office then
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    @FordonUbell
    Dec 4, 2024
    Replying to @quendergeer
    i know you were just trying to be funny but i still wanna clarify in case anyone is still confused: starbucks is not on the bds list and starbucks unions are not currently calling for a boycott. if you still wish to boycott for personal reasons thats ok, but its ok if not too
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    @FordonUbell
    Apr 22, 2024
    Replying to @josbby_
    shes in the comments saying “everyone in a relationship argues” yeah but not everyone yells so loud in the middle of the night their mother has to text them… like she should be embarrassed
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    @FordonUbell
    Jun 2, 2025
    Replying to @Peko_Girlboss
    “Hey check out my sinnoh joke” And it’s this every single time
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    @FordonUbell
    Jun 23, 2022
    Replying to @imanidhstwt
    thats literally the point, if someone muted the word theyd likely be triggered watching it so theyd want to be warned
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    @FordonUbell
    May 9, 2025
    Replying to @thesheafuqua
    idk i honestly think this was a very polite critique
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    @FordonUbell
    May 27, 2025
    Replying to @ROBlNDANGER
    propaganda im not falling for: labeling specific personal statements as “propaganda”
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    @FordonUbell
    Jun 16, 2024
    Replying to @peapodshooter and @no1jiafeistan
    there aint even any cantaloupe in the picture tho, whys she getting attacked 😭
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    @FordonUbell
    Jun 2, 2025
    Replying to @swampxlesbian
    imagining the flavor of that is enough to make me nauseous
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    @FordonUbell
    Jun 23, 2022
    Replying to @FordonUbell and @imanidhstwt
    someone sent me a ss of their profile im deaddd was it really that serious
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    @FordonUbell
    Apr 12, 2024
    i think the blonde girl just didn’t wanna be in it. yall need to stop projecting your insecurities onto strangers on the internet
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    @FordonUbell
    Aug 12, 2024
    Replying to @3geek5u and @Vjcoconutsluv26
    i think you mean after 2018, bc this still means youre including 2018 unless youre doubling down on purpose, in which case, nvm
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    @FordonUbell
    Aug 12, 2022
    Replying to @DerekAitken
    its like the smallest piece of fabric, its not gonna run up your water bill 💀

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