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John Kennedy
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John Kennedy
@FrazzleMyGimp
just an account
- ME: Can I buy you a drink? HER: I have a boyfriend. ME: {counting coins on the table} He can only get something small then.
- Mom: did you get an A on your spanish test Me: C Mom: okay mr mexico 🤩
- I wrote for Zack and Cody for about 3 months back in 2006 heres some of my scripts that never made it to air
- When i was 10 i was playing club penguin at the library and i joined a random igloo. There were two penguins in there and they were like “this is private get out” and i was like “okay sry lol” but what if they were like CIA and KGB guys discussing stuff so their emails don’t leak
- this is what they mean by passive incomeA Jungle Myna, has been trained to go out and look for cash, then bring it back home with him.
00:00 - PIZZA GUY: You’re total is $26.34 ME: I can’t afford that PIZZA GUY: Well you’ll have to pay some other way ME: [takes out wallet] Wait I forgot I had 30 dollars PORN DIRECTOR: Cut
- first nose wouldn’t even notice if the coke was laced with marblesThis should be illegal btw
- This transcript is crazier than I thought
Readers added context they thought people might want to knowReaders added contextWhile satire, many in the comments appear to misunderstand that this is not a real transcript. It is a joke attempting to reference the real transcript from the FBI that many claim seems fake due to allegedly unnatural and pointed responses between the two parties. Transcript: bbc.com/news/articles/… - Im literally at a loss for words. I cant believe this bet from 2009 just hit
- MOM: Your father was abducted by aliens last night. ME: [about to adjust thermostat] Oh no. [meanwhile in ufo] ALIEN: What do you mean we have to turn around? DAD: Somethings wrong I can’t explain it.
- Took Adderall too late in the day yesterday and was up until 4am writing down compliments i could give a judge to get him on my side if im on trial
