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@FunkitToys
Modular, body-safe (s)experiments.
icon by @starboots_
Kenton uses he/they pronouns.
NSFW, depending on where you work.
I work here. 🔞
Every year I lead you further from the light. Candy Corn Buttplugs are back.
- Hey all, you know Teledildonics, where you have two sex toys that respond to each other, allowing sexual interaction through the interwebs? Well, the reason you don't see much of it is that's been patented for years. That patent expires... *checks wrist* tomorrow. Get hype.
- Hey, reach out to your trans friends today. The initial trans military ban saw Trans Lifeline call numbers go up by 50%. It's a bigger deal than you might think, for a lot of reasons. Here are their numbers: US: 877-565-8860 Canada: 877-330-6366 I love you. Stay safe.
- who's ready to get so mad about candy corn that I make a thousand dollars preorders will open in september
- *pats hood of candy corn buttplug box* "this baby can fit so much internet outrage"
- The bottom left of this meme is available once again for preorder! Happy swalloween!
- what if for pride month I just made a fuckable brick like one of those bricks with holes in it, so it's textured on the outside for grinding but also penetrable what if the most universally fuckable thing is just throwing stuff at cops
- if this gets 500 retweets I'll make an even bigger sizeEvery year I lead you further from the light. Candy Corn Buttplugs are back.
- Replying to @SeptimusReviews @RealKeriSmith and 3 othersare christians seriously so numb to christmas that they don't realize that's what this is?
- with Etsy banning sex toys, some of you are gonna need a website fast. Don't use wix, they don't let you export the way most others do. it doesn't have to be fancy at first. Make a 1 page store that says what kind of toys you make without having to scroll to see the first product
- they're back*pats hood of candy corn buttplug box* "this baby can fit so much internet outrage"
